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So I just spent my evening, which was supposed to be spent having a nice dinner and margarita, taking an idiotic, alcoholic, 21 year old bank robber to lockup. Come on, if you're gonna be stupid, can't you do it at least earlier in the day rather than right before closing? :angry:

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So I just spent my evening, which was supposed to be spent having a nice dinner and margarita, taking an idiotic, alcoholic, 21 year old bank robber to lockup. Come on, if you're gonna be stupid, can't you do it at least earlier in the day rather than right before closing? :angry:

I thought the newbies got the bank squad. :surprise: That sucks for you.....he deserved it but it sucks for you.

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I thought the newbies got the bank squad. :surprise: That sucks for you.....he deserved it but it sucks for you.

Nah, most folks actually want to work bank robberies....they don't normally happen on weekends anyway, so this was unusual. We had some other stuff going on that was more important and I was asked to help out as I live close by. I guess I shouldn't have answered my phone :P

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I'm not in law enforcement, but I still ended up gettings stuck taking care of a bank robber on a weekend-- I feel your pain brother.

A few months ago, the local PD here pulled up on a young man sleeping in his car on the side of the road. When he saw the police, he took off and a high speed chase ensued. The bad guy ended up rolling his car and banging himself up really good. As it turns out, he was wanted for bank robberies in Minnesota (I don't remember how many exactly, but I believe it was three).

I was on-call for trauma and got stuck taking care of that little prick the entire weekend. He wasn't an intellectual powerhouse either.

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I think I "like" dumb bank robbers. Not raining on your parade, good job, and thanks for doing it G-Man.

LOL....yeah, I see your point. The reality is almost ALL of them are dumb! They get very little cash and risk a minimum of 6-8yrs in jail with no parole (Fed system doesn't have it). Like a couple grand is worth that? Duh....rob someplace else, get more money and risk way less jail time!

At the very least this idiot didn't require CSEMARTIN or someone in his profession to help patch folks back together after it went bad.

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Some bad-guys do desperate things for the piddliest amounts of money, I swear: Recent resolved murder case here in our county--> guy takes a hit contract for $2,000 to kill another guy. A murder-for-hire but for the lowest amount of murder-for-hire money I've ever heard of!!! Naturally, he was caught immediately and sentenced to life/without and that was that. The surprising thing was, though, that he donated his entire Harry Potter book collection to my library stacks at the Jail, and I'd had a couple of contacts with him about books he needed while he was at the county lockup.

But KILL someone for a mere $2,000...!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????? :surprise:<_<

What WAS he thinking...????? Dumb s**t. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

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Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

JK, we don't get overtime brother! :roflol:

We do get a fixed percentage extra for "unscheduled" work...as do all 1811 series folks. The bummer is if you work 50 hours in a week (standard) or 100, you get paid the same :(

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Bart dog,

I spent 30+ years with the phone company here in Albuquerque. I CAN fix your phone so it doesn't ring. Then you can enjoy your margarita and sleep all through the night. :cheers: Just let me know.

CYa,

Pat

The problem was they called on my Blackberry...lol

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Bart dog,

I spent 30+ years with the phone company here in Albuquerque. I CAN fix your phone so it doesn't ring. Then you can enjoy your margarita and sleep all through the night. :cheers: Just let me know.

CYa,

Pat

The problem was they called on my Blackberry...lol

That can be fixed too. Darn toilet bowl..... :roflol:

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Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

JK, we don't get overtime brother! :roflol:

We do get a fixed percentage extra for "unscheduled" work...as do all 1811 series folks. The bummer is if you work 50 hours in a week (standard) or 100, you get paid the same :(

That is one benefit of AUO (what we get) over LEAP. But LEAP does have some advantages over AUO.

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Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

JK, we don't get overtime brother! :roflol:

We do get a fixed percentage extra for "unscheduled" work...as do all 1811 series folks. The bummer is if you work 50 hours in a week (standard) or 100, you get paid the same :(

That is one benefit of AUO (what we get) over LEAP. But LEAP does have some advantages over AUO.

i can fix your phone so it doesnt ring too...my new race gun needs a couple targets.

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Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

JK, we don't get overtime brother! :roflol:

We do get a fixed percentage extra for "unscheduled" work...as do all 1811 series folks. The bummer is if you work 50 hours in a week (standard) or 100, you get paid the same :(

I'm SO Sorry hombre.

Thats what you get for working for the "feeb".

Shoulda been a "real " cop (lol) and get the "big bucks".

And I second the vote on the Blackberry finding its way into the porcelain goddess's gullet.

Sorry sir I was trying to answer it when it slipped from my grasp and went swimming.

JK

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Sorry sir I was trying to answer it when it slipped from my grasp and went swimming.

JK

JK,

That'll only work once, they YOU have to replace it out of pocket.

The voice of experience <_<

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I call this the triple S principal: 90% of Law Enforcement is dealing with stupid people doing stupid things stupidly. We all do/did it because we want to catch the other 10% that are truely evil.

Stupid is a self-correcting problem, though ;)

Not all Federal Agents receive Leap Pay. Active Duty military Feds get jack s%&^ for after hour and weekend calls. Our civilian counterparts in the same Org get it though. Guess who gets the calls. :rolleyes:

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Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

JK, we don't get overtime brother! :roflol:

We do get a fixed percentage extra for "unscheduled" work...as do all 1811 series folks. The bummer is if you work 50 hours in a week (standard) or 100, you get paid the same :(

I'm SO Sorry hombre.

Thats what you get for working for the "feeb".

Shoulda been a "real " cop (lol) and get the "big bucks".

And I second the vote on the Blackberry finding its way into the porcelain goddess's gullet.

Sorry sir I was trying to answer it when it slipped from my grasp and went swimming.

JK

Hey, no worries.....I can't complain about my pay really. I don't get called out that often, but when I do it's almost always at the worst times. I just wish we could e-mail the bad guys our schedules and ask them to plan around it :roflol:

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..and here I thought the ONLY "Advantage" to being a "2152" was NOT being SHOT AT! OT can be NICE, too!!!... :roflol: ....mikey357

Overtime Bart man!

I've been called out on Thanksgiving with company in the house and just prior to the meal being served ( I WAS PISSED!)

2 barricaded subjects on seperate Christmas Eves.

Innumerable weekends and other holidays being ruined due to the pager/cell phone going off.

Goes with the job I guess.

Sucks....but it only sucks a lot!

JK

JK, we don't get overtime brother! :roflol:

We do get a fixed percentage extra for "unscheduled" work...as do all 1811 series folks. The bummer is if you work 50 hours in a week (standard) or 100, you get paid the same :(

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