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Jerry is so fast he can shoot COF, score it, and paste the targets before the timer finishes it's buzz.

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Mythbusters proved a bullet can't be curved, but they haven't met Jerry.

Jerry doesn't need a gun, he can sneeze the plates off a texas star.

If all the lead Jerry has shot was put in one place, the earth would shift axis.

It was a coverup, the Navy didn't shoot down that faulty satellite, Jerry did.

Why do you think S&W calls their compact and highly capable revolver a J frame?

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At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. :cheers::cheers:

dude i got goose bumps just imagining this occurence

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At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. :cheers::cheers:

dude i got goose bumps just imagining this occurence

The goose that made the bumps got Jerry bumps when he read this about Jerry giving you goose bumps.

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At an Area 6 match a couple of years ago, I watched Jerry shoot two Texas stars and two steels so freaking smooth(of course fast) I literally got goose bumps. :cheers::cheers:

dude i got goose bumps just imagining this occurence

The goose that made the bumps got Jerry bumps when he read this about Jerry giving you goose bumps.

ROFL :roflol: ..thank you! I need a good laugh this morning before getting back to work!

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I heard a story once about a group of three guys who tried to rob Jerry in a bathroom somewhere. He supposedly heard them come in, walked out of the stall with his gun in hand and said, " Not tonight, boys. I'm Jerry Miculek, look me up when you get home."

I got "Jerry bumps" when they told me that story. Not sure if it's true, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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I heard a story once about a group of three guys who tried to rob Jerry in a bathroom somewhere. He supposedly heard them come in, walked out of the stall with his gun in hand and said, " Not tonight, boys. I'm Jerry Miculek, look me up when you get home."

I got "Jerry bumps" when they told me that story. Not sure if it's true, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

:roflol::cheers:

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I heard a story once about a group of three guys who tried to rob Jerry in a bathroom somewhere. He supposedly heard them come in, walked out of the stall with his gun in hand and said, " Not tonight, boys. I'm Jerry Miculek, look me up when you get home."

I got "Jerry bumps" when they told me that story. Not sure if it's true, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

ROFL Gotta love that one! :bow:

Joe W.

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Jerry Miculek is so humble and such a nice guy, that the reason he doesn't shoot open in IPSC and the World Shoot is so that someone besides him can claim they are the best in the world with a pistol....

Edited by GrumpyOne

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Jerry is so fast he can shoot COF, score it, and paste the targets before the timer finishes it's buzz.

Jerry IS a GM with the paster... I kid you not!

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I'm lucky enough to shoot at his range often, and talk with him now and then.

That dude is too cool.

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Had to resurrect this one for newbies! :cheers:

Superman wears Tim Tebow underwear, but Tebow wears Jerry Miculek underwear.

Edited by GrumpyOne

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At the Texas Multigun last weekend, Jerry Miculek stopped the wind from blowing on the second day, so that he could shoot the long range stage more accurately. The wind continued to blow at a violent 30-45 miles per hour (Enough to blow over porta-johns!) on the first and third day - when he wasn't shooting the long range stage.

I hear it even made Taran Butler and Rob Romero's hair move.

Hell, I was there! :roflol:

Edited by DyNo!

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At the Texas Multigun last weekend, Jerry Miculek stopped the wind from blowing on the second day so that he could shoot the long range stage more accurately. The wind continued to blow 30 miles per hour on the first and third day when he wasn't shooting the long range stage.:roflol:

He actually didn't stop the wind.....He made it go around him that day...it was still blowing 30 mph 50 yards from the course.... :surprise:

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the only thing that could move Tarans hair is if Jerry blew on it

Edited by Mike Dame

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the only thing that could move Tarans hair is if Jerry blew on it

:cheers::roflol:

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Jerry doesn't read this thread. He already knows what you are going to post.

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Want to know whats really cool? I am shooting on Jerry's Squad at Area 5. I feel for the first time, that my match fee was not enough.

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Jerry doesn't read this thread. He already knows what you are going to post.

LOL! Check my Post #94 in this thread. :)

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Jerry doesn't read this thread. He already knows what you are going to post.

LOL! Check my Post #94 in this thread. :)

lol

Jerry saw that coming, I didn't

It's been the better part of a year since I've read this, I guess I should have brushed up a little.

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I was once smacked on the back by Kay and called Jerry at Area 6. We were wearing the same color of shirt. Let's just say it was not the first woman I disappointed. :surprise:

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Jerry to the Dalai "When you can take the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper."

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Jerry who?

Donnie made me do it!!

LOL!

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