J-Ho Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Jim the StoveFixer ummm... not Stovefixer Jim? bzzzzt! tune in next week... same jim channel... same jim time... now for a word from our sponsors! when you need your carpets cleaned call the rugsuckers! when you need your stove fixed call Stove-man Jim! operators are standing by call now ! miranda I think Nanci heard that commercial sometime last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 +1 J-ho Somebody call an ambulance! We got a BURN victim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubber Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I Know not of Gentleman Jim but something just sticks in my mind for the snake story..."Hey it can't hurt you, it's made of rubber"... for some reason.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 BlueBird said." holey mackeral, Jimman! Particle Man clogged our Jets good!" "Yes he did," Bluebird. "Good thing I anticipated that. I added an electric range to the JimBelt is case we needed it. Now! to the JimCave. We'll use the JimComputer to order particle resistant Jets for our next encounter with Particle Man. With any luck the the Particle Gang Filter arrived and we can catch his whole gang at the same time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I thought of a few nicknames while I was at work today Mr. Banned from All-You-Can-Eat King Crab Mr. Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Pancho's Mr. Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp I can continue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Ah I almost forgot.. Mr. 'I like to stuff my Twinkies with smoked clams before eating them' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) .......................... I'm not even going to ask. But I will ask this: HOW THE HECK HAS JIM SURVIVED THE NAME CHANGE GAME THIS LONG ?????? Edited December 23, 2008 by CHRIS KEEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 .......................... I'm not even going to ask. But I will ask this: HOW THE HECK HAS JIM SURVIVED THE NAME CHANGE GAME THIS LONG ?????? His internets has been broken We're picking on him and he can't defend himself most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Well, that's how the "name game" is generally played. We pick on someone until WE decide that they have been picked on enough, and then we stick 'em with a nickname that they pretty much dont like and that's the end of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I think he knows better than to let us know what he doesn't like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 he has been un-dub-ed because we have not been imaginative enough to find a good monniker for him. he is gentle man jim. until stoveman jim or grate-man jim or bmg-man jim or Clamzo jim or goatsmoke jim etc... catches fire and gets everyone to laughs and agrees yup thats our man, or he does something he has managed to avoid so far... help us rename him.... we will have to live with our failings and hope he remains our NiceGuy Jim. miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Bird Man ? (reference to Firebird) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Giggle I do get called several things from time to time Its like you never Ever tell your wife what food you really hate That makes it only a random chance ITS Whats for DINNER Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 We've come up with some good names but after getting to know Jim, I don't think there is a better name than Gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I can see the look of horror now Banned-from-dinner-man jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I thought of a few nicknames while I was at work today Mr. Banned from All-You-Can-Eat King Crab Mr. Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Pancho's Mr. Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp I can continue I believe Nanci once told me that Jim was also "Banned from Tequila" years ago.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 I believe Nanci once told me that Jim was also "Banned from Tequila" years ago.... THAT is a story I would like to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Oh Oh Well that story included Lobsters, gallons of butter,an unsuspecting fish tank,My bosses stripper girl friend...(with NO underwear I might add) I had WAY WAY too much tequila...which led to an embarrrassing series of events Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 I had WAY WAY too much tequila...which led to an embarrrassing series of events Which were???!?!?!?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 We're waiting ................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 He is ONLINE too Let's hear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Oh Oh Well that story included Lobsters, gallons of butter,an unsuspecting fish tank,My bosses stripper girl friend...(with NO underwear I might add) I had WAY WAY too much tequila...which led to an embarrrassing series of events Jim Just guessing you understand..but. Too much takillya followed by Additional butter flavored lobster deposited in the nearest handy place - the fish tank with consolation offered by commando girl. Big hug followed by staggering fall dragging down Ms. short skirt with no drawers to an embarrassingly exposed position on the floor causing mens heads to turn followed by ogles and whistles - none directed at GJim... PO'ed Nanci going Cave Woman and trouncing tramp and GJIm with Boss laughing and hooting just before setting GJim free to explore the job market.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Well....When I woke up the next afternoon ..I was still drunk This ...and the incident at Outback ...led to my banishment from tequila. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JThompson Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) Lambert: English, French, Dutch, and German: from a Germanic personal name composed of the elements land ‘land’, ‘territory’ + berht ‘bright’, ‘famous’. In England, the native Old English form Landbeorht was replaced by Lambert, the Continental form of the name that was taken to England by the Normans from France. The name gained wider currency in Britain in the Middle Ages with the immigration of weavers from Flanders, among whom St. Lambert or Lamprecht, bishop of Maastricht in around 700, was a popular cult figure. In Italy the name was popularized in the Middle Ages as a result of the fame of Lambert I and II, Dukes of Spoleto and Holy Roman Emperors. I say we call him "The Bishop" Edited December 24, 2008 by JThompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 THIS THREAD ............... IS NOW WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES! Dosent matter which story; Jims or Merlins ............. MUST HAVE PICS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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