ChrisStock Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Times are tough, so I did what I had to do... I got a 2nd job. So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RV man Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Yeah twice...alcohol was involved both times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 And a very dark room .............. and a paper bag. And a blindfold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 And a very dark room .............. and a paper bag. And a blindfold. The Blindfold was in case the paper bag fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 And the lights magically came back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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