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Not sure if I'm placing this in the appropriate column,

but here goes:

*David Letterman wrote this; it's the David we don't

> often see....*

>

> As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan,

> nor have I ever been, but

> this is not about Bush, it is about us, as

> Americans, and it seems to hit

> the mark.'

>

> The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and

> came across some Poll data

> I found rather hard to believe. It must be true

> given the source, right?

>

> The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of

> Americans are unhappy with the

> direction the country is headed and 69 percent of

> the country is unhappy

> with the performance of the President. In essence

> 2/3 of the citizenry just

> ain't happy and wants a change. So being the knuckle

> dragger I am, I started

> thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?'

>

> A. Is it that we have electricity and running water

> 24 hours a day, 7 Days a

> week?

>

> B. Is our unhappiness the result of having air

> conditioning in the summer

> and heating in the winter?

>

> C. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy

> folks have a job?

>

> D. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery

> store at any time and see

> more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the

> last year?

>

> E. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and

> trucks from the Pacific

> Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to

> present identification papers

> as we move through each state.

>

> F. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe

> motels we would find along the

> way that can provide temporary shelter?

>

> G. I guess having thousands of restaurants with

> varying cuisine from around

> the world is just not good enough either.

>

> H. Or, could it be that when we wreck our car,

> emergency workers show up and

> provide services to help all and even send a

> helicopter to take you to the

> hospital.

>

> I. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of

> Americans who own a home.

>

> J. You may be upset with knowing that in the

> unfortunate case of a fire, a

> group of trained firefighters will appear in

> moments and use top notch

> equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you,

> your family, and your

> belongings.

>

> K. Or, if, while at home watching one of your many

> flat screen TVs, a

> burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped

> with a gun and a

> bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your

> family against attack or

> loss.

>

> L. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free

> of bombs or militias

> raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods

> where 90% of teenagers own

> cell phones and computers.

>

> M. How about the complete religious, social and

> political freedoms we enjoy

> that are the envy of everyone in the world?

>

> Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks unhappy.

>

> Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful,

> spoiled brats the world has

> ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet

> has a great disdain for

> its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most

> blessed people in the

> world who do nothing but complain about what we

> don't have, and what we hate

> about the country instead of thanking the good Lord

> we live here.

>

> I know, I know. What about the president who took us

> into war and has no

> plan to get us out? The president who has a measly

> 31 percent approval

> rating? Is this the same president who guided the

> nation in the dark days

> after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an

> economy out of

> recession? Could this be the same guy who has been

> called every name in the

> book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled

> ungrateful brats safe from

> terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all

> -volunteer army that is

> out there defending you and me?

>

> Did you hear how bad the President is on the news

> or talk show? Did this

> news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you

> couldn't take a look around

> for yourself and see all the good things and be

> glad? Think about

> it......are you upset at the President because he

> actually caused you

> personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you

> he was failing to kiss

> your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

>

> Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and

> Afghanistan have

> volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have

> died for your freedom.

> There is currently no draft in this country. They

> didn't have to go. They

> are able to refuse to go and end up with either a

> ''general'' discharge, an

> 'other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case

> scenario, a ''dishonorable'

> discharge after a few days in the brig.

>

> So why then the flat-out discontentment in the

> minds of 69 percent of

> Americans?

>

> Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If

> it bleeds it leads and

> they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a

> car crash with blood and

> guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at

> the corner? The media

> knows this and media outlets are for-profit

> corporations. They offer what

> sells, and when criticized, try to defend their

> actions by 'justifying' them

> in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to

> allow a murderer like O.J.

> Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill

> his wife, but if he did he

> would have done it this way......Insane!

>

> Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York

> Times for the bottom of

> your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all

> we have as a country.

> There is exponentially more good than bad. We are

> among the most blessed

> people on Earth and should thank God several times a

> day or at least be

> thankful and appreciative.' 'With hurricanes,

> tornados, fires out of

> control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms

> tearing up the country

> from one end to another, and with the threat of bird

> flu and terrorist

> attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take

> God out of the Pledge of

> Allegiance?'

>

> *David Letterman

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Holy Crap.

I am seriously offended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT BY THIS POST--- BUT..........

I got a beat down and a deleted post......because I metioned a political sign in a yard without even mentioning who's sign it was.

Brian.. you need to spend some time on the difference between political vs. about politics.

W T F

This is over the top

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Ease up, MS. You didn't get beat down. You got your post/thread removed. Just like dozens of others we had to wade through during this election time. Some pushed it far enough and often enough that we had to give a suspension. (How many time can we ask the same thing of someone?)

We don't read everything the moment it is posted...this thread has been on the forum all of 30 minutes. :rolleyes:

Closed...per our forum rules on no politics.

And, please folks...don't post your latest chain mail that has shown up in your email box.

- Admin

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