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Investment tips for today's times


Merlin Orr

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Investment tips for 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of

Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might

be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the

next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and

make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and

W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join

forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining

will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell

Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will

become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new

name: TittyTittyBangBang

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You would think after all the merlin posts that I have read over the years that I would learn not to click on em :roflol: but I have no will power and the urge to click over powers my knoledge that it will be a really bad joke!

Still in all I smile every time... usually while I'm groaning :surprise:

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