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401 (keg) plan


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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Just where are you selling you cans????

The last $1,000 we spent on beer (our last big BBQ) we got about $73.00 for the cans when sold... :roflol:

merlin-aluminum is high out here. oh yea, i forgot to mention we melted down a couple benelli receivers so we could buy more beer! :lol: :lol:

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merlin-aluminum is high out here. oh yea, i forgot to mention we melted down a couple benelli receivers so we could buy more beer! :lol: :lol:

Hmm lets see, benelli receivers or more beer......

I'd go with more beer too :cheers:

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