outerlimits Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2A Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 If you had purchased 1000.00 worth of Anheuser Bush you would have 2362.36 Then you could buy a keg and that new blaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkeeler Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 (edited) Amen! Now if I could get my company to match that! BK Edited October 3, 2008 by bkeeler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Just where are you selling you cans???? The last $1,000 we spent on beer (our last big BBQ) we got about $73.00 for the cans when sold... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 Just where are you selling you cans????The last $1,000 we spent on beer (our last big BBQ) we got about $73.00 for the cans when sold... merlin-aluminum is high out here. oh yea, i forgot to mention we melted down a couple benelli receivers so we could buy more beer! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 merlin-aluminum is high out here. oh yea, i forgot to mention we melted down a couple benelli receivers so we could buy more beer! :lol: Hmm lets see, benelli receivers or more beer...... I'd go with more beer too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 The cheaper your beer, the bigger your return.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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