tallgrass Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 (edited) I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and we had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'Tonight's your lucky night.' We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you awake?" Edited September 30, 2008 by tallgrass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I can't believe you fell for that old line.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 awful, just awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 ACCKKK...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Could this be one of the reasons given by some for the change to an alcohol free life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 The bad thing is.....He turned the light off and stayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighVelocity Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I'll be having nightmares tonight, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Moore Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Hey, as long as she takes her teeth out, it's all good. LOL can't...get...image...out...of...my...head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Warrior Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Aw, thats so dirty... (but then again, I'm holding back comments of my own, lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 So, so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Can I get directions to that bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Man Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Hey, as long as she takes her teeth out, it's all good. LOLcan't...get...image...out...of...my...head. Teeth out, lights off! Beauty is just a light switch away! FM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Cod Father Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 guys , That is wrong on soooo many levels..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolduckboy Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 lawl, Older Women know how to "treat" a man.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kframe_mike Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Its called Crown Royal folks.Crown Royal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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