Jack Suber Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 So, my brother, son and I go to Hooters in Fredericksburg Saturday night. these are quotes from our waitress: Quote 1: My brother orders oysters. He asks if they are local oysters. Response: "Well, they smell like they are from the ocean." Quote 2: Our waitress brings us the check. My brother says, "I got it." I say, "Let's split it." So, I look at the waitress and ask if she could split the check between us. Response: "Well, I can't split it but I can do it 50/50." Yes. She was blonde.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay6 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Again, this is why you do not see many women working at Hooters to pay for law school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 She sounds like a boob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 She sounds like a boob. But in her defense....splitting it meals per person may have been $40 for one and $10 for the other - i.e. 80% and 20% - not 50/50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatland Shooter Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I'm sure she had other redeeming qualities. Right? Bill p.s. I hate to say it, but this thread needs photos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 She sounds like a boob. But in her defense....splitting it meals per person may have been $40 for one and $10 for the other - i.e. 80% and 20% - not 50/50. No...I think Flex has hoping to hear what her ...Boobs were like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINMAN44 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Awesome. Just remember that they are only working there in order to make money for an education hahaha. I'm glad to see it's paying off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 They have a hooters girl like this in Denver. One of the local radio station morning DJ's has a monthly skit where they call her and just talk to her for the humor value. I hear she has been certified as a flotation device too and not for the air in her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Why mess up an otherwise enjoyable evening at Hooters by trying to engage the waitstaff in conversation...just enjoy the visual aspects of your trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ong45 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 So, my brother, son and I go to Hooters in Fredericksburg Saturday night. I with i could have gone to hooters when is was John's age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Quote 2: Our waitress brings us the check. My brother says, "I got it." I say, "Let's split it." So, I look at the waitress and ask if she could split the check between us. Response:"Well, I can't split it but I can do it 50/50." I thought you were going to say she picked up the check and ripped it in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Asking the time of day of hooters staff...is akin to asking an aardvark to explain physics Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Asking the time of day of hooters staff...is akin to asking an aardvark to explain physics Jim Yeah, but sometimes the Aardvark gives you the right answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Suber Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 So, my brother, son and I go to Hooters in Fredericksburg Saturday night. I with i could have gone to hooters when is was John's age James, John always says that he likes to go there for the crab legs.... . Yeah, right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Suber Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 She sounds like a boob. Flex, no, it was plural....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddjob Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm kinda a food snob (comes from a daughter who wants to go to culinary school). I will not eat at another Hooters again. Tried about five in three different states and no more for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 You eat at Hooter's????? Never thought of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm kinda a food snob (comes from a daughter who wants to go to culinary school). I will not eat at another Hooters again. Tried about five in three different states and no more for me. I'm not sure a lot of people go there "primarily" for the food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer-lock Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 You eat at Hooter's????? I think that is right up there with: "I buy Playboy for the articles". David C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Meek Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 You eat at Hooter's????? I think that is right up there with: "I buy Playboy for the articles". David C There's something other than great journalism in Playboy???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 MMM Hooters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el pres Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 MMmmmmm....I bet she was hot !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 My company used to deliver the food for the Hooters in the Northeast before they went out of business (I hear they are back in MA now).... I wouldn't eat at one in this area again, the kitchens.... oh,,,the kitchens.... However, the beer is cold and nice scenery, so.... let's go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 One of the most exciting woman I have ever met was at the Hooters in ATL near the airport. this year after A6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwit Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) I saw a great one at the mile across crater in AZ. I get a drink from the Subway there and there's this little bitty woman with a big voice waiting on me. I couldn't take my eyes off her chest . . . no, they were small and it's a good thing because she needed the room for the huge three-masted sailing ship tattooed there. I was ...........ah, ..... astounded. Sorry this was slightly off the subject since it was about tattos. Edited November 17, 2008 by bwit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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