n2ipsc Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Heh. Here's a pic of my Expedition, loaded (floor-to-ceiling, from the liftgate to the back of the front seats) for a simple "3-gun" weekend with a friend. I think when we were done we counted 16 guns, something upwards of 5k rounds of ammo, and that didn't include the primers and powder we ended up dragging back from the vendor tent. Good thing you didn't get rear-ended - they'd still be looking for the second vehicle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2ipsc Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ...I'm more worried about my wife knowing how many guns I have!!" Stock response - "more than I probably need, far fewer than I want..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holliday89 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Most of my answers have already been said. I always try to answer the question with a question, with a slight attitude so they stop asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airic Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I have 3. Pistol, rifle, shotgun. I know how to use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 How many guns do you have? You mean on me, or with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmorris Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) One…..(under breath) after another…. A friend and fellow shooter has said, “If I die please don’t let my wife sell my guns for what I told her they cost.” Edited June 23, 2008 by jmorris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Enough to do the Job !!!! Hop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyak Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Today I was interviewed by a lovely young lady who was interested in what my shooting club (Dallas Action Pistol Shooters, or DAPS) does. We were having a great discussion about IDPA and USPSA, and what fun sports they are, and what kind of guns people can use in both sports. I had a Ruger SR9 on the table and an STI Lawman (1911) for her to look at and learn from. She then asked me, "so, how many guns do you have?" I looked at her kinda cross eyed and asked, "is the mike still on?" She said "oh yeah, I know some of ya'll are reluctant to let the government know how many guns you have." My response was "screw the government, I'm more worried about my wife knowing how many guns I have!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 My answer has always been "Several". When asked how many that is, I tell them, greater than few, less than many. But no where near as many as Rob :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay6 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I only have one - a Marlin .22lr rifle. If it worries Obama a lot, I will be happy to turn it in to the future totalitarian government. Come get it I lost all of mine in an unfortunate boating accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken hebert Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 My answer: "I don't know"Questioner: "What do you mean you don't know how many guns you own?" My reply: "Well, do you know exactly how many shirts you own?" (substitute shoes if the person asking is female) Questioner: "Are you serious?" Me: "Yup". I think I am about ready to get married now. I went to a gun show the morning of my wedding 13 years ago. Things have been good since. I carried a gun at my wedding. How many? Enough to make dems and libs nervous, ask Merlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rather-B-Huntin Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 The one thing I have going for me is that she doesn't know one from the other. She rarely even wonders where they came from. I guess that is the lovely state of denial in my marriage. Don't ask about the guns, I won't ask about the shoes! We musta married sisters!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latewatch Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I once worked with a guy who's estranged wife and her boyfriend was shot with a 45. Naturally the Police wanted to speak with his co-workers. While we were waiting to be interviewed one of my other buddies asked me what I was going to say if the Police asked if I owned a 45. I told him that I would simply answer....... No, I do not own "A" 45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
photog Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 number of wife's shoes = number of my guns Always good for comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenmanxxx Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I own enough to get Birthday and Christmas cards from my local Gun shop....and after taking my sisters, brother and Mom (Liberal Democrats) to the range...my friends at that "tool" store know them all very well! Except for my Mom. She fell in love with my Mossberg Mariner 12 guage with dual pistol grips...I mounted a blinding LED light on it and gave it to her last Mothers Day...she is 75 and handles it like a pro now! And now 3 out of the 4 are Republicans...I somehow failed my one sister....where did I go wrong??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenmanxxx Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I own enough to get Birthday and Christmas cards from my local Gun shop....and after taking my sisters, brother and Mom (Liberal Democrats) to the range...my friends at that "tool" store know them all very well! Except for my Mom. She fell in love with my Mossberg Mariner 12 gauge with dual pistol grips...I mounted a blinding LED light on it and gave it to her last Mothers Day...she is 75 and handles it like a pro now! And now 3 out of the 4 are Republicans...I somehow failed my one sister....where did I go wrong??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zenmanxxx Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 It looks like I'll be buying a new keyboard....this one has spelling issues....and double posts...Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooter545 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 As many as it takes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Not enough. "Beware the man that owns just one rifle." JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 When someone asks how many guns I have, I give a stock non-answer, Same here: "more than one". It is a true answer it looked like I was moving out, not going to the range. Two handguns, two rifles, two shotguns Heh. Here's a pic of my Expedition, loaded (floor-to-ceiling, from the liftgate to the back of the front seats) for a simple "3-gun" weekend with a friend. I think when we were done we counted 16 guns, something upwards of 5k rounds of ammo, and that didn't include the primers and powder we ended up dragging back from the vendor tent. B Why do you take a Blow-Up doll to the shoot with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 (bgary)"...I think when we were done we counted 16 guns, something upwards of 5k rounds of ammo, and that didn't include the primers and powder we ended up dragging back from the vendor tent." That would've made interesting conversation at a traffic stop...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I only have one gun now.... A single shot bolt action shotgun I will use for sporting purposes only. Is that the only one you bought today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 My answer: "I don't know"Questioner: "What do you mean you don't know how many guns you own?" My reply: "Well, do you know exactly how many shirts you own?" (substitute shoes if the person asking is female) Questioner: "Are you serious?" Me: "Yup". I think I am about ready to get married now. I went to a gun show the morning of my wedding 13 years ago. Things have been good since. I carried a gun at my wedding. How many? Enough to make dems and libs nervous, ask Merlin. Carried the same gun at my wedding and the births of my three children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newopen GM Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Is 18 too many for a 15 year old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRe Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Is 18 too many for a 15 year old? Definitely not enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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