Calamity Jane Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 (edited) OK if may not have been right but it sure was fun The bug guy came while I was dry firing. I just decided to keep my gun on. Met him at the door in full gear. Told him not to worry about the gun and asked if he would start in the basement as I was working down there. He said, "yes, no problem". He worked his way quickly through the house. Asked me if I wanted an attic inspection. When I said "NO" he didn't argue at all. Usually I get the lecture about how important that is and some sales speel about what a good deal they offer. Not today Edited February 7, 2008 by Calamity Jane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caspian_45 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Just a few indecent thoughts .....................................too bad it wasn't in july. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 That is too funny! I always take my gun off when answering the door for deliveries and such. But that was classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I love it. a Woman in proper attire does get respect. miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 That is too funny! I always take my gun off when answering the door for deliveries and such. But that was classic! It's sad that we feel the need to take off our guns in our own houses. I'm not telling you you're wrong for doing it, just wishing that when I answer the door with a gun on the person thinks, "hi, how are you" not "Oh my God, he has a gun" Still, it was a funny story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Thats all you had on?! ...The holster allway scratches my hip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue edge Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey Jane, Was this like TERMINATOR girl VS TERNINIX guy ??????????????? HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Thats all you had on?! ...The holster allway scratches my hip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Well at least he knows you're serious about extermination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SA Friday Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 It would have been interesting to know what he was thinking when he got to the basement and found the dry-fire dojo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I'M wonderig what he was thinking the entire time he was there! LOL...!!! Good job, lady. I think I'll wear my thigh rig and a suitable 1911 the next time there's a knock on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWLAZS Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I answered the door with my gun on. The electrician was stopping by to show me something. We went into my dry fire spot. He kept talking about the noise bothering my family or do I only shoot when they are gone. When someone sees your dry fire area do they think you really shoot there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 (edited) Good job, lady. I think I'll wear my thigh rig and a suitable 1911 the next time there's a knock on the door. Uh, you mean you don't have a gun on ever time you answer the door?!?!? Oh, that's right! You're not in Texas Edited February 9, 2008 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robopup Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 The pizza and Chinese food delivery people around here are use to seeing me with a gun on when I answer the door. I tip well, so they don't ask questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwana Six-Gun Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Thats all you had on?! ...The holster allway scratches my hip That is a visual that makes me want to poke out my minds eye. Kinda like Jake and the Green Thong magazine cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted February 9, 2008 Author Share Posted February 9, 2008 Good job, lady. I think I'll wear my thigh rig and a suitable 1911 the next time there's a knock on the door. Uh, you mean you don't have a gun on ever time you answer the door?!?!? Oh, that's right! You're not in Texas That's right...and I didn't have a knife in my pocket either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 I ain't touching that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Nice one Jane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Good job, lady. I think I'll wear my thigh rig and a suitable 1911 the next time there's a knock on the door. Uh, you mean you don't have a gun on ever time you answer the door?!?!? Oh, that's right! You're not in Texas That's right...and I didn't have a knife in my pocket either. Nah, I didn't mean that we need a knife or a pistol to answer the door...It's just nearly everyone here (or at least everyone I know) has a gun and is wearing it (along with their CHL). What's that quote from Miss Congeniality? Oh, yeah.... This is Texas. Everyone has a gun. My florist has a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Good job, lady. I think I'll wear my thigh rig and a suitable 1911 the next time there's a knock on the door. Uh, you mean you don't have a gun on ever time you answer the door?!?!? Oh, that's right! You're not in Texas That's right...and I didn't have a knife in my pocket either. Nah, I didn't mean that we need a knife or a pistol to answer the door...It's just nearly everyone here (or at least everyone I know) has a gun and is wearing it (along with their CHL). What's that quote from Miss Congeniality? Oh, yeah.... This is Texas. Everyone has a gun. My florist has a gun. It's funny you mention that. I was explaining to someone from Scotland about the knife I carry. Apparently carrying a knife of any kind is illegal there. I took him out and started to point out how many people carry knives. Partially visible ones anyway. He was blown away. I told him that NOT having a knife here was a little strange. I explained to him how often I use a knife daily. A letter opener,screw driver, hammer, cutting tool, a good knife is all these things. I think he finally understood that perfectly normal people can carry something, that is illegal were he comes from, and it's ok. Here's the best part, you should have seen his eyes when I told him I was carrying a gun this whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Boudrie Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Apparently carrying a knife of any kind is illegal there. Scottish traditional attire includes a knife tucked into the sock - but now, the practice is to use a decorative handle that sticks out of the sock but has no blade. Perhaps it is something in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Apparently carrying a knife of any kind is illegal there. Scottish traditional attire includes a knife tucked into the sock - but now, the practice is to use a decorative handle that sticks out of the sock but has no blade. Perhaps it is something in the water. I can hear the dialog now after a pint or ten of ale: [scotch accent] Stahp yer blether or it's a stooshie! I'll whip you bangpot with me sock stick ya' arsebandit! [/scotch accent] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 (edited) The bug guy came while I was dry firing. I just decided to keep my gun on. Met him at the door in full gear. If you really want to freak him out next time also wear your Nike contact lenses!! Edited February 10, 2008 by Nemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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