MichiganShootist Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 (edited) One evening after a few drinks the guy says to his wife of many years--- "You know, 40 years ago I had a $1,000 car, lived in a crappy apartment, and watched a 13" black and white TV... but at least I got to sleep with a hot 21 year old babe..... Now I've got at $40,000 car a $500,000 house, and a 60" plasma TV, and have to sleep with an old lady.... I don't think one of us is holding up their end of the bargain" The wife quickly responded " You go out and sleep with a hot 21 year old babe and I'll see to it that you will be driving a $1,000 car, living in a crappy apartment, and watching a 13" black and white TV again" Edited February 7, 2008 by MichiganShootist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Decisions, decisions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket35 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Boy that is a tough one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ming the Merciless Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 One survey found that only 65% of men kissed their wives good-bye when they left the house, however 95% of men kissed their houses good-bye when they left their wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I don't even like TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You know what's really important? Its important to have a woman that's good in bed. Its important to have a woman that can cook and clean. Its important to have a woman that make a lot of money. ITS VERY IMPORTANT that these woman never meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 You know your getting old or smart, when a 21 year old ...girl does not look interesting. A 40 something Woman can get my attention though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I asked my Doctor if I could be having a mid-life crisis, he said that mid-life part was a bit optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 (edited) You know your getting old or smart, when a 21 year old ...girl does not look interesting. A 40 something Woman can get my attention though Faster trucks, better pistols, older wiskey, younger women. Never dawned on me that someday the younger women would be 50, but it aint all that bad.--------------Larry Edited February 9, 2008 by Larry White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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