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The End is Near


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Father Duffy, a Catholic priest and Reverend Patrick,

a Methodist minister from two local churches are standing by the side of

the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with

a large rock.

The sign reads:

"The End is Near!

Turn Yourselves Around

Before It's Too Late!"

As a car speeds past them, the driver yells out the window, "Leave us alone,

you religious freaks!"

From the curve around the bend the two men hear tires screeching, a crashing

sound, and then a big splash.

Reverend Patrick turns to the priest and said,

"Do you think our sign should just read 'Bridge Out'?"

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