Merlin Orr Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 OK, here's mine!(Please note this is my "Kicks-Twice" gun.) Anxiously awaiting your and the Founding Father's approval of my application. A shot of that would probably hurt more than a 230 HP..... You got to be kidding me..........Oh I see, you play favorites to moderators with bribes... I didn't want to be in your stupid club anyway (pouting a little)! Now now now...(insert patting on head icon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I know things..............(still pouting)...........get your stupid hand off my head ya big doodoo Merlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 To: 1911 Elitist Snob Club New Member Nomination Committee Chairman From: One who is not worthy of your attention, but humbly seeks an audience with the Chairman Dear Sir, I humbly present the following credintials for acceptance into the 1911 Elitist Snob Club. I started practical shooting in the fall of 1999, and made my first match debut at the Kansas State IDPA match in 2000, shooting CDP, Sharpshooter class. I played in IDPA until I decided to move on and started shooting USPSA only a few short years ago. I was waylaid by the forces of evil and darkness and dabbled with a fat gun, albeit one designed around the finest combat sidearm ever developed. I finally came to my senses and came back home, to the Single Stack 1911, caliber .45acp, just as God himself intended. I submit to you my major match resume, in the hopes that you will see that I am indeed a disciple of JMB, and a devoted one at that. 8/2000 - 3rd CDP/SS Kansas State IDPA 10/2000 - 1st CDP/SS Missouri State IDPA 10/2000 - 1st CDP/SS Texas State IDPA 12/2000 - High Expert CDP Florida State IDPA 9/2001 - 3rd OVL Texas State IDPA 5/02 - CDP HOA Texas Regional Championship IDPA 6/02 - CDP HOA Badlands Regional Championship IDPA 9/02 - 1st CDP MA Missouri State IDPA 11/02 - 2nd ovl CDP MA Texas State IDPA 2002 - IDPA nationals 4th place CDP MA 2/03 - HOA CDP Sturms Indoor Winter Classic 2003 - 2nd CDP MA Texas Regional Championship 6/03 - 1st ovl CDP Texas State Championship 8/03 - 1st CDP MA Missouri State 2003 - IDPA nationals 6th place CDP MA 6/07 - Single Stack Champion, NM USPSA Sectional 6/07 - Single Stack 2nd place A class, 3rd ovl Area 4 USPSA Championship 8/07 - Single Stack 1st place A class, 2nd ovl Texas State Limited USPSA Championship I hope and pray that you find this humble application a sign of the seriousness with which I hold potential membership to the 1911 Elitist Snob Club. I have submitted, via email to the Chairman, pictures of both sides of my favorite 1911, Tigger. Please let me know if you have any questions that I may answer regarding my application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Signature updated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 (edited) To: 1911 Elitist Snob Club New Member Nomination Committee ChairmanFrom: One who is not worthy of your attention, but humbly seeks an audience with the Chairman Dear Sir, I humbly present the following credintials for acceptance into the 1911 Elitist Snob Club. I started practical shooting in the fall of 1999, and made my first match debut at the Kansas State IDPA match in 2000, shooting CDP, Sharpshooter class. I played in IDPA until I decided to move on and started shooting USPSA only a few short years ago. I was waylaid by the forces of evil and darkness and dabbled with a fat gun, albeit one designed around the finest combat sidearm ever developed. I finally came to my senses and came back home, to the Single Stack 1911, caliber .45acp, just as God himself intended. I submit to you my major match resume, in the hopes that you will see that I am indeed a disciple of JMB, and a devoted one at that. 8/2000 - 3rd CDP/SS Kansas State IDPA 10/2000 - 1st CDP/SS Missouri State IDPA 10/2000 - 1st CDP/SS Texas State IDPA 12/2000 - High Expert CDP Florida State IDPA 9/2001 - 3rd OVL Texas State IDPA 5/02 - CDP HOA Texas Regional Championship IDPA 6/02 - CDP HOA Badlands Regional Championship IDPA 9/02 - 1st CDP MA Missouri State IDPA 11/02 - 2nd ovl CDP MA Texas State IDPA 2002 - IDPA nationals 4th place CDP MA 2/03 - HOA CDP Sturms Indoor Winter Classic 2003 - 2nd CDP MA Texas Regional Championship 6/03 - 1st ovl CDP Texas State Championship 8/03 - 1st CDP MA Missouri State 2003 - IDPA nationals 6th place CDP MA 6/07 - Single Stack Champion, NM USPSA Sectional 6/07 - Single Stack 2nd place A class, 3rd ovl Area 4 USPSA Championship 8/07 - Single Stack 1st place A class, 2nd ovl Texas State Limited USPSA Championship I hope and pray that you find this humble application a sign of the seriousness with which I hold potential membership to the 1911 Elitist Snob Club. I have submitted, via email to the Chairman, pictures of both sides of my favorite 1911, Tigger. Please let me know if you have any questions that I may answer regarding my application. CatFish Status: Non-Voting Member Photos of Catfish's 1911 below Edited January 25, 2008 by zhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catfish Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Woo hoo!! I'm IN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 By-Law #2 has been amended to INCLUDE IDPA CDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgkeller Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Fiber optics must be outlawed. And this from an OPEN shooter???? At this time the Charter Members are NOT taking suggestions! Robert I have not seen your application submitted yet? I have shot every SS Nationals since 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve J Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Woo hoo!! I'm IN!! Congrats!!! And oh by the way, MY SIGNATURE LINE HAS BEEN UPDATED TOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 I have shot every SS Nationals since 2007. ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEC Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Merlin Would you look past my plastic gun if a Vibra_Prime just happened to fall into the envelope submitted with my application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 MerlinWould you look past my plastic gun if a Vibra_Prime just happened to fall into the envelope submitted with my application. No friggin fair!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Need a few more Nancis 45 (under construction needs parts) my 45 kimber ..sunday go to meetin gun and Bennys 45 (on loan to Nanci for WSSS) Z Hunter Charter Member/New member Nomination Committe Chairman Dear Chairman, I submit these previously posted photos of my Single Stack 1911 45. I am aware that several parts are missing from my pistol and I do believe that my husband knows where they are. Notice the photo of his gun. I started shooting the SS 45 in USPSA competition in 1987 with a Gold Cup National Match pistol given to me by my near perfect husband. If you accept "girls" in your snobby elitist club (I do know The Little Rascals "He-Man Woman Haters Hi Sign" if that helps my chances any) please consider my application. ps. I can think of at least one charter member that I beat in 3 stages at this year's Western States Single Stack match in the lovely Mesa, AZ. ~Nanci~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Need a few more Nancis 45 (under construction needs parts) my 45 kimber ..sunday go to meetin gun and Bennys 45 (on loan to Nanci for WSSS) Z Hunter Charter Member/New member Nomination Committe Chairman Dear Chairman, I submit these previously posted photos of my Single Stack 1911 45. I am aware that several parts are missing from my pistol and I do believe that my husband knows where they are. Notice the photo of his gun. I started shooting the SS 45 in USPSA competition in 1987 with a Gold Cup National Match pistol given to me by my near perfect husband. If you accept "girls" in your snobby elitist club (I do know The Little Rascals "He-Man Woman Haters Hi Sign" if that helps my chances any) please consider my application. ps. I can think of at least one charter member that I beat in 3 stages at this year's Western States Single Stack match in the lovely Mesa, AZ. ~Nanci~ Nanci Your credentials are outstanding, but I will have to defer to Merlin regarding the female membership. Merlin, your call on this one, but I can vouch for her use and love of JMB's design Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Public Service Announcement Jay/Founding Father -- I called Mr. BOZ1911 and councelled him gently in the ways of Saint (John) Moses and I expect he will be posting (in a most contrite manner) his hope-filled application for inclusion into the '1911 Single Stack Elitist / Snob Club'. As a voting member, I will vouch for his complete lack of character. He has seen the error of his ways and will break out the camera for the required 1911-porn pics. Despite the anticipated apology, I think he should be placed in a Probationary Status for referring to the FF as a "Doody Head" during our conversation. I remain confident that your admonitions to his poor behaviour will be tempered by your benign benevolence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 Public Service Announcement Jay/Founding Father -- I called Mr. BOZ1911 and councelled him gently in the ways of Saint (John) Moses and I expect he will be posting (in a most contrite manner) his hope-filled application for inclusion into the '1911 Single Stack Elitist / Snob Club'. As a voting member, I will vouch for his complete lack of character. He has seen the error of his ways and will break out the camera for the required 1911-porn pics. Despite the anticipated apology, I think he should be placed in a Probationary Status for referring to the FF as a "Doody Head" during our conversation. I remain confident that your admonitions to his poor behaviour will be tempered by your benign benevolence. Thanks for the note. I will take the information you have provided into consideration regarding Mr. Boz's application submission. I trust, with his recent transgressions, he will submit a complete application and not look for any shortcuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 MerlinWould you look past my plastic gun if a Vibra_Prime just happened to fall into the envelope submitted with my application. While your offer is truly tempting.... The 1911 Snobs must carefully protect our spotless reputation of unquestionable virtue and the highest of moral fiber.... I'm sure you can find a group that share's your...ahh..ahh... past history.... somewhere.... Hey...try over at PlasticTalk. I'm sure they will welcome you. ...Send me a picture of the VibraPrime.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 After careful reconsideration and a phone call with an unamed moderator (with voting priveliges)I have come to the only logical explanation regarding my previous statements. I was under the influence of an alien being. I do so want to be in your club and have the single stacks to prove it, including 2 Colt Delta Elites and at least 3 45acp's. I have obtained the blessing (20.00 worth) of a voting member of your club. I have never posted pics before and am trying to do so with this post, hopefully this will help the board of directors decision regarding my application. My sincerest apologies and thanks for your valuable time. Humbly, BOZ 1911 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I know this is really big of me - (Magnanimous voice on....) Well, after having your hopes dashed at being a part of something like the "snobs" ... I suppose I can overlook the "Doody Head" remark....(Magnanimous voice off....) (insert big swollen ego icon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ima45dv8 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 What say ye, Z? (Don't forget to bust his azz for posting the same-side pictures twice ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 (edited) After careful reconsideration and a phone call with an unamed moderator (with voting priveliges)I have come to the only logical explanation regarding my previous statements. I was under the influence of an alien being.I do so want to be in your club and have the single stacks to prove it, including 2 Colt Delta Elites and at least 3 45acp's. I have obtained the blessing (20.00 worth) of a voting member of your club. I have never posted pics before and am trying to do so with this post, hopefully this will help the board of directors decision regarding my application. My sincerest apologies and thanks for your valuable time. Humbly, BOZ 1911 Nice Application I know this is really big of me - (Magnanimous voice on....) Well, after having your hopes dashed at being a part of something like the "snobs" ... I suppose I can overlook the "Doody Head" remark....(Magnanimous voice off....) (insert big swollen ego icon) Being our Founding Father has decided to "overlook" the remarks you have previously made, I am happy to welcome you as a: Status: Non-Voting Member on probationary status for 7 days, IF the PROPER photos are presented and no other transgressions occur in the next 7 days, your membership will be taken off of probationary status Edited January 25, 2008 by zhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 After careful reconsideration and a phone call with an unamed moderator (with voting priveliges)I have come to the only logical explanation regarding my previous statements. I was under the influence of an alien being.I do so want to be in your club and have the single stacks to prove it, including 2 Colt Delta Elites and at least 3 45acp's. I have obtained the blessing (20.00 worth) of a voting member of your club. I have never posted pics before and am trying to do so with this post, hopefully this will help the board of directors decision regarding my application. My sincerest apologies and thanks for your valuable time. Humbly, BOZ 1911 Vibra Prime...huh..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I know this is really big of me - (Magnanimous voice on....) Well, after having your hopes dashed at being a part of something like the "snobs" ... I suppose I can overlook the "Doody Head" remark....(Magnanimous voice off....) (insert big swollen ego icon) Does this mean I'm in? Sir Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 You have no idea what an honor this is, no let me rephrase that, obviously being all-knowing you Do understand the honor. I am grateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Upon Submission of the two required photos, I expect your membership to be approved, but the "open guns" comment did NOT go unnoticed, please don't transgress again. Now hang on a second, the initial post said single stack guns...not Single Stack Division guns. The two aren't the same. That's why I asked about single stack Open guns....no need to get all poofed out of shape when the initial post wasn't specific. Regardless, I submit my pics as follows....you all can have your Springers and Kimbers and STI's etc....to be a real purist, it needs to be a COLT I mean heck, I shot USPSA matches with this gun as long ago as 1991....before some folks here even owned a gun! I did swap out the hammer and grip safety but the originals are safe and sound in my parts kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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