ChuckS Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband,and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Honey, " he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, 'Honey',and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I heard that same tale told by Grant Teaff at a conference 25 yrs ago...it was about Terry Bradshaw when he was married to Jojo Starbuck....funny then and still funny now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 JoJo... now there's a yummy flash back. Thanks!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellibly Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Just the way it should be!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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