G-ManBart Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 This American is in London for business when he realizes he forgot to bring extra razor blades. He goes into a drugstore and looks at the selection of razor blades for a minute and heads over to the guy behind the counter. American: "I'm looking for razor blades and all I saw on the shelf were Wilkinson Sword brand blades. Don't you have any American blades? Employee: "I'm afraid not sir, we only carry Wilkinson Sword brand, but I can assure you, they are of the highest quality possible." American: "I'm sure they're fine, but I'd really like an American blade." Employee: "Sir, Wilkinson Sword has been manufacturing the finest quality cutlery since the 1700s and were Royal Gun maker to King George III." American: "Well, that does sound impressive, but are they really that good?" Employee: "Absolutely sir. In fact, just a few weeks ago my wife accidentally swallowed one of my Wilkinson Sword blades. It gave her an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumsized the gardner and I STILL got three good shaves out of it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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