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Acts 2:38


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Subject: Acts 2:38

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening

of church services when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables

and yelled, STOP! Acts 2:38! ("Repent and be baptized, in the name

of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.")

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the

police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the

burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was

yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!" :cheers:

PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY

and remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one!

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