Neil Beverley Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 The Iraqi Information Minister effectively stated this morning: "There are no American troops in Baghdad" UK Sky TV split the screen and simultaneously displayed live footage of the Iraqi Minister on the left side of the screen and US tanks, troops etc outside one of the palaces on the right. So he must be right. He wouldn't lie now would he? I nearly posted this under "Quotes" and for a while I was angry enough at the blatant lies so I was going to post under "What I hate". But the more I thought about it the more I smiled. And by the way, there are no UK troops in Basra either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted April 7, 2003 Share Posted April 7, 2003 Spoofing this guy is turning into an internet sport. [These probably belong in the 'Humor' section] Iraqi Info Minister Threatens Press With Heat Vision Iraqi Info Minister: Hussein Living it Up at Orlando Resort. Iraq Info Minister: Invasion of US Going Well. I was hoping for "The infidels did NOT broadcast from Saddam's front lawn!" last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Beverley Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 *** STOP PRESS *** *** STOP PRESS *** The Iraqi Information Minister has claimed today that: The American troops (that don't exist) are going to surrender soon! I can tell he's obviously correct. He's the Information Minister, so it must be true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Anybody wondering why a democratic nation would ever need an Information Minister? Ask former Soviet Union! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriss Grube Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 I'm waiting for the idiot to be making a speech and have a Marine come up and tap him on the shoulder. I guess them Devil Dogs didn't take a shower in Saddam's palace either! OOOHHFU*&^^%RAAAHHHH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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