Vince Pinto Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Day 01 (Coalition troops 900 miles from Baghdad): If you cross this line, you will all die. Day 03 (Coalition troops 700 miles from Baghdad): If you cross this line, you will all die. Day 05 (Coalition troops 300 miles from Baghdad): If you cross this line, you will all die. Day 07 (Coalition troops 100 miles from Baghdad): If you cross this line, you will all die. Day 10 (Coalition troops in downtown Baghdad): You want fattoush with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Well said Vince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2alpha Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 I saw Jesse Jackson spouting off about the war and it occured to me that he and the Iraqi Info Minister have a lot in common. 1 They both claim to be Ministers 2 They both have facial expressions that should be left in the bathroom 3 They both hate America 4 They both are chronic liars 5 They both have damaged their countries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 You forgot that they both do not treat women well, and neither are probably faithful to their wives, although the Iraqi might be in question on the last issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dowter Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Are you talking about "Ambassador Comb-Over" or a different guy? Ambassador Comb-Over cracks me up. I can't really pay attention to what he says because I can't stop staring at those 10 strands of hair that he thinks will fool people into believing that he has a hairline. (Ari Fleischer made the right decision.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted April 5, 2003 Author Share Posted April 5, 2003 I really can't believe that guy. While video on Arab television clearly show US troops in possession of the airport, he tells reporters that US troops are nowhere near the airport, which he claims continues to remain under Iraqi control. Then he calls the coalition liars. Unbelievable. I think we should take up a collection to get the guy a TV. Or maybe a frontal lobotomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 You gotta love this! Regarding American armor taking a little cruise through Baghdad yesterday: [This is called] "let me poke you in the eye because we can and you can't do anything about it". - US infantry commander Colonel Will Grimsley During the mission, an American photojournalist took this photo of the last remaining troops in Iraq loyal to Saddam's regime: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vluc Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 When the info is what they want/like, they believie CNN, Fox, etc. When it is not, they do not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted April 5, 2003 Author Share Posted April 5, 2003 It would be sooooooo cool if one day, really soon, just when The Mother Of All Bullshooters is telling the cameras "We have crushed the infidels, who are scurrying away from Baghdad like cowardly dogs", the Marines enter from stage left and bitch slap him, live on Al Jazeera TV. Man, that would make my century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Beverley Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Vince You can book me a front row seat at double cost. I've had steam coming out of my ears with some of the outrageous claims, and delivered with a smirk, just lately. The airport stuff is classic, but the come uppance is round the corner. I've been thinking like you but I had this sweet vision of allied tanks rolling through the square that is always being shown on TV. And as for the Iraqis who have been celebrating their victories ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Sweeney Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 Remember the crossed swords street/plaza that was the centerpiece of so many Iraqi propaganda photos? I just saw a photo of a troop of M1-A2 Abrams crusing under them. "Can you hear me now?" Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted April 10, 2003 Author Share Posted April 10, 2003 I miss Mr. Saeed al-Sahaf. His stand-up comedy was the only amusing part of the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 vince, how can you be so curl? he was having dinner with saddam when he was paged by the b-2. lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted April 10, 2003 Author Share Posted April 10, 2003 Hey Lynn, Sometimes I can even be cruel I don't think Saddam & Company will ever order "Bomb Alaska" for dessert again. Apparently the version served up by the USAF gives you The Mother Of All Headaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Beverley Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 How dare you say he's missing. That's just a lie from Washington. As I write, he is accepting the unconditional surrender of the American Troops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted April 10, 2003 Author Share Posted April 10, 2003 This just in from CNN: (Reporter) So, General Franks, do you believe the Iraqi regime was soundly defeated? (Tommy F.) Hell yeah, we really gave 'em a Ba'ath ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Pinto Posted April 12, 2003 Author Share Posted April 12, 2003 Fans of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (a.k.a. "MSS" a.k.a. The Marty Feldman of Iraq), will love this website. However I'm very disappointed that he didn't make the coalition's Most Wanted "playing card" list. Apparently they ran out of Jokers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George D Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 However I'm very disappointed that he didn't make the coalition's Most Wanted "playing card" list. Sure he did. He's gone to the pack and been dealt with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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