BillD Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I didn't get too far in college but I went ALL THE WAY in smartass. Thank the stars my GF has a sense of humor, none of those 3 wives did.... Would it be a smart-ass of me to say .... only a dumb-ass would marry a woman with out a sense of humor. = And I mean that in the nicest way The only way a woman would say yes to me was if she had one .....a sense of humor Oh, they had a sense of humor, just not up to my standards. They thought they liked my humor. I thought they liked my humor. Turned out I humored them right out of the house.... Best line ever from a John Wayne movie: McClintock! Chill Wills: "Divorce; is that where you pay a woman not to live with you?" Wayne: "Yep, that's about the size of it." Wills: "Some women I know, it'd be worth it." Although, there was some dumbass mixed in, for sure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosshooter00 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 SMARTASS= My wife does all my reloading (if I touch HER 550 she'll quit) She cleans and sorts all my brass She picks up all brass at most shoots Her shopping list for me includes- primers, powder, lead She makes me do draw drills and reloads She wonders why my gun is dirty She MAKES my shooter shirts She orders accessories without my knowledge She makes snacks for ALL the guys She doesn't like to shoot and would prefer I get more guns for myself. WHO'S THE SMARTASS NOW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviesterno Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 ^ Does she have a hot sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosshooter00 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 ^ Does she have a hot sister? Yeah, but she's a breeder with no brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Just noticed my new user title. Then it made me wonder if someone rubbed my butt, would a wish-granting dude that sounds like Robin Williams pop out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARKAVELI Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Certified smart a55 here! Oh wait thats an "A hole" never mind! Lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 OP was 2007. How did I miss this one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 On 6/22/2007 at 12:07 PM, Flexmoney said: You all ought the see the how long the dumbass thread is getting. You can find it with a search... I had forgotten about that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 6/22/2007 at 1:55 AM, 5Shot said: I use that line at least once a week Every time someone calls me a smart ass. Hah. Made you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldavis Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Don’t know about the smart, just an ass. [emoji206]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pippu_Paladin Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 I'm certainly an ass, hopefully a smart one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runnin2live Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 My name has been changed to D’CK I think because that’s what I hear mostSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix1977 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Sometimes i smell like ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldavis Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 In a crowded room yell “ hey smartass ”. I’ll bet most people will look Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgj3 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 What's the oldest, still active thread in here...? 13yrs seems solid! Somebody tell me to go use the search function... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 hours ago, wgj3 said: What's the oldest, still active thread in here...? 13yrs seems solid! Somebody tell me to go use the search function... I got a dozen ways to tell you where to go.... Here's a hand basket. Need directions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgj3 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Dranoel said: I got a dozen ways to tell you where to go.... Here's a hand basket. Need directions? Way to own the thread! You are welcome for the perfect setup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 9 hours ago, wgj3 said: Way to own the thread! You are welcome for the perfect setup! I'll be signing autograph later, in the lobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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