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Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go, Bob."

But invariably another tiny little voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering:

Bob, You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard!

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Why did I see that punchline coming...

The story is true? :o:o:o

It's about you? :wub::wub:

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Why did I see that punchline coming...

The story is true? :o:o:o

It's about you? :wub::wub:

He only does griffins... ;)

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Why did I see that punchline coming...

The story is true? :o:o:o

It's about you? :wub::wub:

He only does griffins... ;)

Now that's just plain nasty Kevin. :P:P:P

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Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous :lol::lol::lol:

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Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous :lol::lol::lol:

dj

You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. :D:D

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Thats just sick.....Quick tell us another one :lol:

Jim :D

It's not as bad as Dr. Tom, the Coroner.

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Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous :lol::lol::lol:

dj

You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. :D:D

Cowboys in Montana are directly responsible for the current shortage of Levi's 501 Button-Fly jeans since that learned that the sound of a zipper will stampede a herd of sheep. :rolleyes:

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you ain't right. :lol:

And just when did I ever claim I was????

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Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous :lol::lol::lol:

dj

You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. :D:D

Cowboys in Montana are directly responsible for the current shortage of Levi's 501 Button-Fly jeans since that learned that the sound of a zipper will stampede a herd of sheep. :rolleyes:

I heard that as:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Cuz' a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away! B)

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gives "dog style" a whole new meaning

My wife and i separated during our honeymoon.

Why?

Well she loves to do it dog style.

so whats wrong with that?

She literally wants to do it "dog style" you know, out in the middle of the road like what dogs do!

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gives "dog style" a whole new meaning

My wife and i separated during our honeymoon.

Why?

Well she loves to do it dog style.

so whats wrong with that?

She literally wants to do it "dog style" you know, out in the middle of the road like what dogs do!

And, the problem is????????????

It goes with,

What do you call a girl who can put her legs behind her ears?

DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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Is Dr. Bob from Montana? You know, that's the place where Men are Men and Sheep are Nervous :lol::lol::lol:

dj

You can tell, they wear rubber boots and Velcro mitts. :D:D

Cowboys in Montana are directly responsible for the current shortage of Levi's 501 Button-Fly jeans since that learned that the sound of a zipper will stampede a herd of sheep. :rolleyes:

I heard that as:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Cuz' a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away! B)

Don't forget the "Wellies"!!!!!

I used to work with a Scotsman.....that's what he told us :lol:

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