Hey QuicksDraw! Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 THAT is funny!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightkrawler00 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Reminds me of a story from the last shop I worked in, unfortunately I wasn't there to see it. A tech's wife came in to pick her husband up for lunch, walked over to his stall where he was laying under the car, reached under the car and, well, you know. That's when her husband, who was standing behind her, asked what she was doing. The new guy thought he'd found the perfect job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Always check your pants for underwear BEFORE putting them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Wow...no one wins in that scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I can just see the expression on the wifes face Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhgunguy Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I have been to Crestveiw(in fact bought ammo at that Wal-Mart) and the sad part is that i belive every word of the story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPatterson Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'm waiting for my turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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