DMS42 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eased it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching traffic. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged approaches the blonde yelling "What's going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly. "Well, what in the world are those obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the officer. "Oh, those are my emergency flashers", she replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I have to laugh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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