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The Parked Car On Lovers Lane


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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately noticed a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and gently rapped on the drivers window.

The young man lowered his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop said, "What are you doing?"

The young man said, "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop said, "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugged, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane....and nothing obscene was happening!

The cop asked, "What's your age, young man?"

The young man said, "I'm 22, sir."

The cop asked, "And her. What's her age?"

The young man looked at his watch and replied, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

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