Merlin Orr Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and pleaded, "Please don't jump, son. Think of your dear mother and father." He replied sadly, "Mom and Dad are both dead. I'm going to jump!" She said more softly, "Well, then think of your dear wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." "Well," she implored, "Think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, "Who?? Who the heck is Robert E. Lee?" She replied, "Well bless your heart. Go ahead and jump, you dumb-ass Yankee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 (edited) Some folks just dont have the tools and you just cant help them.-------------Larry Edited October 27, 2006 by lkytx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Well done Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm surprised she did not simply say "How nice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I'm suprised that she didn't kick him off herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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