reneet Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 (edited) from Wedding Crashers... Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye. Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. from Real Genius Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life? David Decker: She happens to be my daughter. Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have. Mitch: You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch: No... Chris Knight: Why am I the only one who has that dream? Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right now. Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards. Edited October 4, 2006 by reneet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 "those aren't pillows!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Badges!?... We don't need no stinking Badges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 You know us, we are the Federales..the mounted police.. Badges, we ain't got no badges...we ain't got to show you no stinking badges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 You know what Ray ? The #%$^ zoo is closed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2ipsc Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Without a doubt... "So you see, Lone Star, that Evil will always triumph...because Good...is DUMB..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moneypenny Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The whole movie of blazing saddles.... end quotes. funny on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Caddyshack: Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Dumb and Dumber: Harry: "It gets worse Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey? He's dead! His head fell off!" Lloyd: "His head fell off!?" Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingchange Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j2fast Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 (edited) Major League "Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "ole" bullsh^#!" Ghostbusters "Don't cross the streams." "We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble." "Ray, when someone asks if you're a God you say YES!" Stripes John Winger: Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin. Russell Ziskey: Well, I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it. -------- Russell Ziskey: Do the words, "act of war," mean anything to you? Huh? John Winger: I have a plan. Russell Ziskey: Great, Custer had a plan, too. ------- Russell Ziskey: We're not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn. John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special? Edited October 6, 2006 by j2fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 (edited) Jake: Did they leave a forwarding address? A phone number? Mrs. Torantino: No. Elwood: Did they live quietly? What were there personal habits? Mrs. Torantino: They were good boys, but they made a lot of racket at night. Are you the police? Elwood: No ma'am. We're musicians. Aretha: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hacedic Diamond merchants. Matt: Say what? Aretha: They look like they're from the CIA or something. Matt: What they want to eat? Aretha: The tall one wants white bread, toast, dry with nothing on it. Matt: Elwood! Aretha: And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke. Matt: And Jake! Sh!t, the Blues Brothers! Edited October 6, 2006 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS Raoul Duke: I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced? Hitchhiker: Hell no. Raoul Duke: I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one? Hitchhiker: No. Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether? Hitchhiker: What? Raoul Duke: Never mind. Raoul Duke: You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus. Dr. Gonzo: We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit. Raoul Duke: Jesus Christ, we will, man. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtm Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Women! They are all the same! they reach down your throat and rip your heart out. Then they step all over it with their high heels, reach down and pick it up, throw it on a cutting board and slice it into thin peices. Then they throw it into a frying pan and cook the shit out of it, slop it on a plate and serve it to you and expect you to say ...Gee honey this is realy good! Steve Martin as he is drinking whiskey with a pigeon. D.M.D.W.P. What does FOC mean. Well it is when a guy really likes a gal, and he puts his thingy into.... NO NO NO I mean what does F.O.C. mean,,,OH,,, well if I don't miss my guess it means Friends Of Carlotta! Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Debra Winger and Steve Martin This one is for Mike.45: You need a cup of my special joe! Steve Martin, Dead Men again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincent Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Most of the movie Tombstone, but here is one of my favorites: Kate: I'm a good woman to you, Doc. Don't I always take care of you? Nobody cares for you like me. I'm a good woman. Doc: Yes, I know. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm. Helluva' first post! Welcome to the Forums!!! Email Rika to get yourself a key to the henhouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Another from Fear and Loathing Raoul Duke Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm a relatively respectable citizen -- a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reneet Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 You are the vulgarian, you f@$#! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reneet Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 Johnny Dangerously Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? Ma Kelly: I go both ways. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves. Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 c'mon, this is easy. r. lee ermey in fulll metal jacket: "i bet yer the kinda guy that would..." the moderators would not like me to continue, i'm sure. oh yea, and this one, also from FMJ: DOORGUNNER "I've done got me one hundred and fifty-seven dead g&$ks killed. And fifty water buffaloes, too. Them're all certified." JOKER "Any women or children?" DOORGUNNER "Sometimes." JOKER "How can you shoot women and children?" DOORGUNNER "Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmcphersn Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Rustler's Rhapsody Tom Berringer "I thought you were a good guy!" Patrick Wayne "Good guy!!?? I'm a lawyer!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike cyrwus Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Now yer talkin', Eddie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokshwn Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Payback with Mel Gibson and Lucy Liu Pearl: I still have a few minutes Porter: So go boil an egg Lonesome Dove Gus: That's a fine horse Laurie Jake: She cost fifty dollars Gus: Well it was money well spent Jake, both times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 (edited) Capt Marco Ramius: Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most the things in here don't react too well to bullets. Jack Ryan:(after repaeting Ramius) What about me? I don't react well to bullets! Bang Bang Bang(KGB agent shooting at Ryan) Jack Ryan: I have to be carefull what I shoot at?? Edited October 7, 2006 by theknightoflight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Smokey and the Bandit: Bandit: Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to 'em. Kate: What do you mean? These are great little legs. I'm a professional. Bandit: Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white. Kate: Professional Dancer. Bandit: Oh. Well, cowboys love fat calves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STInky Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 from Sling Blade : Doyle Hargraves talking about Karl - "Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. " Karl : " I like them french fried potaters....mmmmhmmmm." This is another movie that you could list the enitre script !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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