dajarrel Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. 5a.) When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Edited September 8, 2006 by dajarrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Okay, I'm stuck at work. Anybody tried the Clorox and brake fluid thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Dale, As I live in gubermint quarters, pyro-any-darned-thing is right out of the question. On the other hand, I did a Google search on "bleach and brake fluid." Apparently, it depends on what type of bleach you use. If you use regular liquid laundry Clorox, you get nothing. If you use the powdered stuff for pools, however... "Poof! No eyebrows!" You'll have to slide down to "Chemical Explosives." Let me know what you come up with. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 That is almost scary cuz i was thinking about the clorox and brake fluid thing before I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 toowide man, I am scared to ask why you were thinking about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 toowideman, I am scared to ask why you were thinking about that... just wondering if it worked... might want to use it on a stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 In the same vein, if a person eats enough Mentos and drinks enough Diet Coke, then jumps up and down will they explode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moneypenny Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Chlorox and Coca Cola will make a great smoke too... as will chlorox and toilet bowl cleaner... makes teh shower clean... WARNING these fumes "smoke" are poinionous! as in don't breathe them never walk into a ceiling fan... some people put bunk beds WAY too close to ceiling fans...... when tall look before you stretch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomfturner Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 26. Ceiling fan blades are not strong enough to support the weight of a 42lb boy jumping from bunk beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Never let your mom brush your hair when she is mad at your dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Pool chlorine in a little pile with a few drops of brake fluid or blood or whatever will form a very nice little green fire about 3 of 4 feet high. Time of ignition depending on how much "fluid" is added. Go to Paladin Press Books if youn really want to get yourself in trouble and "put your damned eye out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz-0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 In the same vein, if a person eats enough Mentos and drinks enough Diet Coke, then jumps up and down will they explode? http://view.break.com/145895 there's your answer, and no it isn't the stupid CGI one with the british girl. This guy is just genuine stupid.. however I think even he learned his lesson. The womenfolk seemed unimpressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Unimpressive, he didn't even swell up, just hurled..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 The womenfolk seemed unimpressed. They were drinking wine it seems...and it looked to still be early. They guy, however, needed no alcohol to do something...less than intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 More Ceiling Fan Wisdom: When greeting nieces and nephews (and other small children) by grabbing them and tossing them in the air, try to remain generally aware of where the ceiling fans are and if they are on. Otherwise refer to item 5a. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Unimpressive, he didn't even swell up, just hurled..... Errr ... Check out the end of the clip. Take a look at his pants. I'm guessing the pressure was exerted in more then one directions and there are only two openings .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted September 9, 2006 Author Share Posted September 9, 2006 Unimpressive, he didn't even swell up, just hurled..... Errr ... Check out the end of the clip. Take a look at his pants. I'm guessing the pressure was exerted in more then one directions and there are only two openings .... In the south he would have prefaced the event by saying, "Hold my beer and watch this!!" Idon't think I have ever seen anything as stupid. dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huston in Austin Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Dale,As I live in gubermint quarters, pyro-any-darned-thing is right out of the question. On the other hand, I did a Google search on "bleach and brake fluid." Apparently, it depends on what type of bleach you use. If you use regular liquid laundry Clorox, you get nothing. If you use the powdered stuff for pools, however... "Poof! No eyebrows!" You'll have to slide down to "Chemical Explosives." Let me know what you come up with. Liota I've seen the pool chlorinating chemicals and brake fluid before. It was at a Navy class on possible chemical reactions in a flamibles locker. The air temp affects the speed of the reaction. It was about 90 deg out and the result was 3 ft purple flame in about 15 seconds. Any petro-chemical will react with calcium hyperchlorate. OSHA publishes a wall poster listing possible reactions. Have fun, be safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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