Bigbadaboom Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 "SEE!!!! You CAN increase your power factor and still maintain low recoil!!!!!!!!" "It's called Horse Power Factor!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Thank god for AFLAK! Prairie dog holes can be a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 ....AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Butler Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Stop or I'll Butt-plug ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firewalker Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) 2 Alpha the HARD way or I WAS using proper COVER Edited September 29, 2006 by firewalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonsay Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Hold my beer and watch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Fire Hydrant? What Fire Hydrant??? Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_kahuna Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Rising off the seat to ease his discomfort, Clem remembered what his doctor said... "... seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokecloud Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 "When my Range Lawyer gets ahold of you, you will never be able to ride straight again!" or "Hemmorhoids got you down? Our newly designed saddle will have you sitt'in tall and shooting straight again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 "Why there are now three pages of warnings included with each saddle purchase-- Range Liability Lawyers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO001 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 How about "I got your objection over Ruled !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritinUSA Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) And the winner is...? Edited October 2, 2006 by BritinUSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 Well, since it was your idea shred... (and of course you'll rule out your own)... ? big kahuna had a couple good ones... and although I can't explain why, Mooney's "The new book by Mr. Avery, as illustrated by the S.A.S.S.: How To De-bubblegum A Texas Star." ... got my biggest laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_kahuna Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Congrats Mooney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 We'll wait for shred for the final verdict... "... See? As long as my index is consistent, it really doesn't matter what my base is doing..." Rising off the seat to ease his discomfort, Clem remembered what his doctor said..."... seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 These are my favorites. Since Mooney's in both BE's and my list, I think it's the winner. The new book by Mr. Avery, as illustrated by the S.A.S.S.:How To De-bubblegum A Texas Star. "Buck snickered as he watched the other competitors dismount.........then neatly gamed the stage by going prone on the horse." 2) He was DAMNED if he was going to pay to rent another golf cart at the Nationals.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 All right Mooney - PM me your mailing address and a free book will be on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 All right Mooney - PM me your mailing address and a free book will be on the way. PM Sent- Thanks everyone for the votes- I see sarcasm won the battle this time (I love stirring the bowl of controvesy, doesn't everyone?). I had a great laugh with all the other comments too- this was a GREAT month's competition. Happy, safe trigger time to all..... Greg (Mooney) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aggunner Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 "who said rossie o'donald was useless" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 (edited) Late I know, but I had to post it! "I can do it! ... Where does the rulebook say that the guns shall be at eye level?" Edited September 3, 2007 by Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julien Boit Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Late too but I participate : "If I ever catch this stage designer......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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