GmanCdp Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ok ok ...over the years...whenever my wife and i would go eat Chinese,and get the fortune cookie and read it....we would always add at the end of the cookie sentence..."in the bed"....... ..ok so today she goes without me and her cookie read....it is better to be the hammer than the anvil....add [in the bed..] 2 weeks ago..."bend the rod while its hot".....[in the bed] pray for what you want,but work for the things you need [in the bed] a month ago: you are able to juggle many tasks...[in the bed] you have an unusual equipment for success,use it properly [in the bed] to be sure of hitting the target,shoot first and call whatever you hit the target [ in the bed] try it some time........ [in the bed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Now THAT is FUNNY!!! My fortune cookie experiences (in bed) will never be the same!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 There are some fortune cookie messages that make no sense no matter what you add at the end. So far my favorite in that category is one my office mate and forum member Raz-0 found last year. It is posted on our office door: "The rubber bands are heading in the right direction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Try that with book titles, and end with "between the sheets". You get some pretty funny ones that way, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Gentry Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 The best one I still keep in my wallet. Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle ... They call me needle d!@K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Sparks Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I like to have fun with these when I eat Chinese. I wait for the person eating with me to read his, then I pretend to read mine outloud but make up something silly instead like: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. You will live a long happy life and have two cataracts...and one rincoln. Every dog has his day, but a dog with a broken tail has a week end. No more sockey for you roundeye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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