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When Insults And People Had Class

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I've been trying to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my a**.

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Told to a co-worker...a long time ago...I'm not saying that you are stupid, but you definitley are a carrier.

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From a job evaluation... "During the past year, this employee has performed his job entirely to his own satisfaction."

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I like the catcher in the news last week. He asked the umpire for a new ball, one that he could see.

:roflol:

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I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting.

That's easy - call every shot. :)

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I always liked this, I heard in New Zealand.. looked it up for inclusion here from Wiki

During the 1980s, then Prime Minister of New Zealand Rob Muldoon was asked about the increasing exodus of
New Zealanders leaving the country to work in Australia. His comment was that by doing so, they were
raising the average IQ of both countries.

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I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting.

That's easy - call every shot. :)

Awesome. lol

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Pray he doesn't get any smarter. three more I.Q. points and we'll have to water him.

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"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're not always accurate ."

Abraham Lincoln.

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If 1/2 your brain cells were matter and the other half anti matter, and you mashed them together you would not have enough energy to blow your nose.

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“Can you explain this to him”

 

”Perhaps, if I had an infinite amount of time. And he was someone else.”

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