dgreen Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've been trying to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my a**. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpyOne Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Told to a co-worker...a long time ago...I'm not saying that you are stupid, but you definitley are a carrier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Smith Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 From a job evaluation... "During the past year, this employee has performed his job entirely to his own satisfaction." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mc2212 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benos Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I like the catcher in the news last week. He asked the umpire for a new ball, one that he could see. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jadeslade Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benos Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting. That's easy - call every shot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D.Hayden Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I always liked this, I heard in New Zealand.. looked it up for inclusion here from Wiki During the 1980s, then Prime Minister of New Zealand Rob Muldoon was asked about the increasing exodus of New Zealanders leaving the country to work in Australia. His comment was that by doing so, they were raising the average IQ of both countries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jadeslade Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting. That's easy - call every shot. Awesome. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dranoel Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Pray he doesn't get any smarter. three more I.Q. points and we'll have to water him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dennis (CT) Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Your next Ounce of Brains will be the First. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red magnum Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're not always accurate ." Abraham Lincoln. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gm iprod Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If 1/2 your brain cells were matter and the other half anti matter, and you mashed them together you would not have enough energy to blow your nose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swanny10 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 “Can you explain this to him” ”Perhaps, if I had an infinite amount of time. And he was someone else.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dranoel Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 If pigs could fly, you'd be a 747. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnappi Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Paraphrased... "You thought me a fool and I thought you were intelligent... It seems as if we were both mistaken" Abigail Van Buren Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe4d Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 You got in the chow line before your men. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rg1911 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Yer other left foot! Marine D.I. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dranoel Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Well, you're not the dumbest person on the planet. But if I were you, I'd be praying that guy doesn't die. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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