dgreen Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 I've been trying to see things from your perspective but I can't get my head that far up my a**. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Told to a co-worker...a long time ago...I'm not saying that you are stupid, but you definitley are a carrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 From a job evaluation... "During the past year, this employee has performed his job entirely to his own satisfaction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc2212 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I like the catcher in the news last week. He asked the umpire for a new ball, one that he could see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting. That's easy - call every shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I always liked this, I heard in New Zealand.. looked it up for inclusion here from Wiki During the 1980s, then Prime Minister of New Zealand Rob Muldoon was asked about the increasing exodus of New Zealanders leaving the country to work in Australia. His comment was that by doing so, they were raising the average IQ of both countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadeslade Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I've got ten seconds. Tell me all you know about shooting. That's easy - call every shot. Awesome. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Pray he doesn't get any smarter. three more I.Q. points and we'll have to water him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis (CT) Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Your next Ounce of Brains will be the First. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red magnum Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're not always accurate ." Abraham Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If 1/2 your brain cells were matter and the other half anti matter, and you mashed them together you would not have enough energy to blow your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny10 Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 “Can you explain this to him” ”Perhaps, if I had an infinite amount of time. And he was someone else.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 If pigs could fly, you'd be a 747. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnappi Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Paraphrased... "You thought me a fool and I thought you were intelligent... It seems as if we were both mistaken" Abigail Van Buren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe4d Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 You got in the chow line before your men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rg1911 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Yer other left foot! Marine D.I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Well, you're not the dumbest person on the planet. But if I were you, I'd be praying that guy doesn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 As much as he talks he must be able to breathe out of his a&&hole. From my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M1A4ME Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Supposed to be pretty old according to my dad: When you get to your house I hope your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you on the leg." Of course, at the age I was when I heard him say it I had to have him explain it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varminter22 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 From my dad: "Go see what the kids are doing and tell them to stop." "You're a good kid - when you're asleep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicktater_Pete Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 8/22/2006 at 9:10 AM, alellis said: A snooty woman once said to Winston Churchhill. "You Sir are drunk." Churchhill replied "And you are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober" al I saw one in which a man remarked his wealth would only increase, whilst her claimed beauty was a declining asset and not worth his investment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicktater_Pete Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 On 5/15/2012 at 3:29 PM, GrumpyOne said: To a co-worker... I don't think you're stupid, but you are definitely a carrier.... Nothing wrong with being a bolt carrier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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