Jim Norman Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I HATE those little foreign cars with the $5000.00 Stereo that rattles MY windows. If I want to listen to your stereo, I'll ask if I can get in your car. Like Pop used to say: "Turn that CRAP down!" And while you area t it, get a muffler, not that buzzy megaphone exhaust. Jim Norman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viggen Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Rice Grinder : 90 HP and a four foot wing. Ain't they grand??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue edge Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I moved about 6 years ago!! and I do not hear THAT CRAP ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 buzzy megaphone exhaust AKA the "Fart Can".Worst of all is 3 of these cat food can's on wheels jukin' and weavin' through 60mph freeway traffic at 85+ in a chase game. They are all booming hiphop at 120 decibels as they dive across your bow in reckless maneuvers that jeapordize you and everyone else on the road's well being. Where's my dash-mounted 20mm chain gun when I need it? We need to declare open season on these idiots. I'll buy a tag, or two, or three :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Or how about one of those tank-like vehicles* with the massive rotating drum of whipping chains and things that are used for clearing mine fields...? Would make a wretched mess of a 'rolling boom box'...!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA...!! I wanna be there!! *It has a name and a number but I've forgotten it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chills1994 Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Sorry, it's not 20 mm but the next time one of those BOOM BOOM cars go zipping by, think of this video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2...5&q=minigun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakal Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Here in Turkey, the...young Turks...have an even more annoying take on the whole "rolling boom box" thing. They buy a large plastic tool box, cut out the front for speakers, fill it full of half-wired stereo equipment, and then...bungee cord the hacked up electronic-filled box to the back of their motor scooters. And...crank up the static, then drive the wrong way down one-way streets, zip between lanes of traffic, run up on the sidewalk to avoid what few traffic lights Turks actually obey...while broadcasting '80's rock (modern stuff ) at their max volume. Yay. I wish I had my grill-guard equipped truck over here instead of Liota's plastic fantastic Saturn. I'm fairly sure that Turkish traffic laws would allow the collection of those rolling scooter/boom box contraptions on a grill guard...like butterflies... Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
standles Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I agree... If I was better equipped in the brain department I would love to build some kind of portable EMP device that was aimable. That way when they pulled thier crap I could zap not only all those lovely stero components but thier vehicle electronics as well. ZAP>>!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Bseevers says we should all have 1 Sidewinder mounted to the front of our cars, that can be used only ONCE in our lives. No mattter what car we drive ....... ONCE! Choose wisely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 More than Once I've been tempted to give them a nudge in the right direction... The Guardrail! The really funny part is when one of these guys brings their car to a lapping day thinking it's fast...only to have my four door, four banger blow past them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huston in Austin Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I admit I have also been tempted to see what 7000 lbs of angry, Crew Cab Long Bed would do to 2000 lbs of boom box in a close encounter of the road rage kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 I wanna watch!! Can I, huh? Can I...?? You shove 'em with the truck; I'll shoot out their tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I have a diesel, with chip, big injectors, etc. If I have to listen to that crap they have to suck my soot. Really pisses them off when a 'farm truck' blows their doors off to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I want a giant menacing robot arm that can come out of the back of my car, pluck the offending vehicle off the road and toss into the roadside bushes. Then watch as the men cheer, the women faint, and the children wave little multicolored flags in celebration (line shamelessly stolen from Amanda Tapping of SG-1). Not only it is reusable, but it also doesn't damage my car, gives them the chance to cry in horror as they are flying through the air, gives them time to imagine how their car is going to crumple when it lands, and doesn't leave wreckage on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 A self-cleaning wrecker. Outstanding. We are all obviously well-equipped with the proper devices and the proper attitudes. We need to gather at the nearest boom-box ninja roadway and lie in wait for these twits. Boy, will they be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chills1994 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Here's what the minigun will do to a car: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8...+monster+garage just fast forward through all that schtuff and fluff in the front part of the vid and go right to the "RX-7 turned into Swiss cheese" footage. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Any of the above sound good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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