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First they came for the knitting needles, and I didn’t speak up

Because I wasn’t much of a knitter

Then they came for the nail clippers, and I didn’t speak up

Because I chew mine

Then they came for the shoes, and I didn’t speak up

Because I wear sandals

Then they came for the lighters, and I didn’t speak up

Because I don’t smoke

Then they came for my water bottle

And now it’s time to bring it on!

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While retying my shoes after clearing security a couple of years ago I quipped "I know we have to do this because of that fellow who hid explosives in his shoes. I'm just grateful he did not try to hide it somewhere else." One of the TSA guys had the deer in the headlights look, the other nearly lost it 'cause he new exactly what I meant.

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Thats not far from the truth, the new X-ray portals that they plan to use for passengers instead of the metal sensor portal makes us "nude" for the sequrity personnel... :angry:

I would think a very high turnover of personal would result from something that sees us as "nude." If you just imagine what 2/3 of the people you see would look like naked you would jab out your eyes with a plastic fork....

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I would not mind flying naked, but airplane seats are gross enough as it is...

Its bad enough thinking about using a fart soaked seat cushion to save my life, but bare a$$ fart soaked seat cushions :shiver:

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Now then, y'all take note. I need to run a mile and a half in 11 minutes and 35 seconds to max the running portion of my PT test. I only need 16/40 hits on paper to qualify with my rifle. :blink::blink:

No 3-gun off the deck of a carrier. :(

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