AikiDale Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 First they came for the knitting needles, and I didn’t speak up Because I wasn’t much of a knitter Then they came for the nail clippers, and I didn’t speak up Because I chew mine Then they came for the shoes, and I didn’t speak up Because I wear sandals Then they came for the lighters, and I didn’t speak up Because I don’t smoke Then they came for my water bottle And now it’s time to bring it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I hope none of these terrorists ever uses exploding underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 While retying my shoes after clearing security a couple of years ago I quipped "I know we have to do this because of that fellow who hid explosives in his shoes. I'm just grateful he did not try to hide it somewhere else." One of the TSA guys had the deer in the headlights look, the other nearly lost it 'cause he new exactly what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 We'll all be stark naked thru the security clearance areas any day now....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 If you thought fitness was a craze before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 We'll all be stark naked thru the security clearance areas any day now....... Hmmmmm.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerT Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Thats not far from the truth, the new X-ray portals that they plan to use for passengers instead of the metal sensor portal makes us "nude" for the sequrity personnel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Perhaps there is a use for the Shooter Thong after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Thats not far from the truth, the new X-ray portals that they plan to use for passengers instead of the metal sensor portal makes us "nude" for the sequrity personnel... I would think a very high turnover of personal would result from something that sees us as "nude." If you just imagine what 2/3 of the people you see would look like naked you would jab out your eyes with a plastic fork.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Sorry, but we're not allowed to have forks aboard the aircraft... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Sorry, but we're not allowed to have forks aboard the aircraft... That is truly Forked Up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malak Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I would not mind flying naked, but airplane seats are gross enough as it is... Its bad enough thinking about using a fart soaked seat cushion to save my life, but bare a$$ fart soaked seat cushions :shiver: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 ick ick ick ick ick!!!! Words fail me about how absolutely gross that is. Do you think they'd let me take a cruise ship home when I'm done here???? L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Unless you can swim 600 or 700 miles...you might appreciate that seat cushion.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaseyJ Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 There are times I wish they would make people walk thru the airport security check naked. but then again there are alot of Big mofos and their wives out there that would scar me for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malak Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 If I was floating out in the middle of the ocean, that fart mat would be my freaking best friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 (edited) This is a picture of people in line to be screened at the airport today. Photo is "R" Rated! Edited August 17, 2006 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 ick ick ick ick ick!!!! Words fail me about how absolutely gross that is. Do you think they'd let me take a cruise ship home when I'm done here???? L Maybe you could hitch a ride with a carrier fleet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Although they float, those boys tend to take the long way around. Don't think this little enlisted puke is willing to chip paint for chow just yet. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 17, 2006 Author Share Posted August 17, 2006 With the right captain you could set up a daily three gun match on the carrier deck with 300 yd rifle targets and practice all the way home.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Knight Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 With the right captain you could set up a daily three gun match on the carrier deck with 300 yd rifle targets and practice all the way home.... Now that sounds like fun!! A 3-gun match on the deck of a carrier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 (edited) Now then, y'all take note. I need to run a mile and a half in 11 minutes and 35 seconds to max the running portion of my PT test. I only need 16/40 hits on paper to qualify with my rifle. No 3-gun off the deck of a carrier. Edited August 18, 2006 by Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Couldn't they just use those x-ray glasses from the novelty catalogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Couldn't they just use those x-ray glasses from the novelty catalogs? Excellent! Move to the head of the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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