John Thompson Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 A reporter is interviewing an old man in Arkansas and asks for a funny story. "Well, there was that time one of ol' Ted's sheep got lost in the woods," says the old-timer. " The boys got together, brought a few jugs of moonshine, and went looking for it. By the time we found the sheep we were so drunk we took turns screwin' it till we passed out." "My God!" the reporter exclaims. "I can't print that in a respectable paper! Do you have any sad stories?" The old man's eyes well up with tears. "Well, there was the time I got lost in the woods..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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