Duane Thomas Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Survivor, Texas Style: Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, vegetarian, voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipster Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 Any Contestants yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiserb Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 There cruising Starbucks looking for contestants... The only problem is Texas has no trees to hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 I'm willing to bet no one wins that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 I'm almost willing to bet no one LIVES through it!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shred Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 (edited) Can we put this joke in the FAQ along with Detlef's favorite hunting story? (Edited by shred at 2:33 pm on Oct. 24, 2002) Edited February 19, 2004 by Erik Warren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detlef Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 not agaiiiin, PLEASE! --D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Rats!!! Sorry about the repost of the joke. You know the forums are getting big when? You have to do a search before you post a joke!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern tv stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style." The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back in Alabama. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay", "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR Sucks", "Go Yankees!", "Smoking is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2004", "Deer Hunting is Murder", and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!". The first one that makes it back to Montgomery Alabama alive, wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Close enough for a merge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Lmao, I think the merged 2 yo thread is funnier than the joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Start them in College Station(probably the most conservative city in Texas) first. They could just skip the rest of the destinations. Guess that would make for a very short show. Have them "try" to finish here! TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Rats!!! Sorry about the repost of the joke. You know the forums are getting big when? You have to do a search before you post a joke!!! And you thought they were big 9 years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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