Nik Habicht Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. HU'S ON FIRST (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? (Edited by Nik Habicht at 6:19 pm on Nov. 20, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3quartertime Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 Funny, good thing our president isn't the baffoon the liberals assume he is, they might realize that their bs just caused them to loose congress!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raven02003 Posted November 21, 2002 Share Posted November 21, 2002 Outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 13 year old post. Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFLcavediver Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Funny and well thought out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 "Who's on first" is an absolute classic, but it didn't originate with A&C and it didn't start as a baseball sketch. I'd have to go research it but I recall hearing that it goes back to the early 1900's burlesque. But I seriously doubt that anyone could have added more to it than did the constantly befuddled Lou Costello, who was frequently brought to near hysteria by straight man Bud Abbot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bkreutz Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 NIAGARA FALLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 slowly I turn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I had to post the original skit...They don't make comedy like this anymore.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armydad Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Haven't seen that bit in years. Thanks for posting and bringing back a great memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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