Chris Keen Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Tim: I hear you just got married again. Sam: Yes, for the fourth time. Tim: What happened to your first three wives? Sam: They all died. Tim: How did that happen? Sam: My first wife ate poison mushrooms. Tim: How terrible! And your second? Sam: She ate poison mushrooms. Tim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Sam: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck. Tim: Oh ................I see, an accident. Sam: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
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