The Defense Rests

[ima45dv8]

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia --making love to a dead woman.

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1, It's none of your damn business;

#2, She was my wife; and...

#3, I didn't KNOW she was dead. She ALWAYS acted that way!"

[Chris Keen]

LMAO!

[Ferrell Spicer]

[zhunter]

My question would have been, the why the F*** did you marry her then?