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A police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver

says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,

you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket,the driver looks over at his wife and

growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar

detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector

unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your

Seat belt,sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took

it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my

back pocket "

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your

seat

belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns

to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always

talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."

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Z Baby:

If you would date women with an IQ higher than the sum of their fingers and toes that might not happen.... :P

No wonder you shoot such low scores on the course, the dumb ones keep score and can only count to a cumulative score of 19...no, 20.... :lol:

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TL

Truth be told, I DO NOT date women without a high IQ!!! I can't stand to NOT be able to carry on a conversation in a resonable manner. I would rather be alone than have to put up with what I feel is stupidity!!!! :wacko:

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Thread Drift mode ON:

Z:

In your opinion, who is the best looking woman golfer now playing.....and going back aways, who of all time ? Again just curious.... :(

Posted

TL

Good Question!!!

Of all time: Sally Little. Great looking and about 5'11" ( I like them tall )

Presently: Kelly Robbins does it for me. Great body, good swing! Besides, we have somehting in common ;)

Posted

Please let the something in common that you both like be something besides women...LOL :lol: But if that is the way it is....so be it..

Who is the gal that now lives by me in the Woodlands, who was Golf Digest Most Beautiful, way back there..never won a tourney but came in 2nd a time or two..little gal ( I like them petite)...Laura Baugh.....Now there was a cutie....

This Creamer gal is also really cute..what do you think?

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Creamer - NO Opinion, I like them over 35, or at least legal.

And as for the Robbins thing, YOU GOT IT :D

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Zman

Been browsing on the Net and it seems that your girl Kelly Robbins is hooked up with Karrie Webb...you might have to wait a bit before trying your luck with her...LOL :P

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Zman

Been browsing on the Net and it seems that your girl Kelly Robbins is hooked up with Karrie Webb...you might have to wait a bit before trying your luck with her...LOL :P

Old news there TL!!!

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For you maybe, I don't deal with female athletes who go the other direction on any daily basis like you do...And we did not have many gals in the Technoweenie group I was in when I worked for Uncle Sam, so it is news to me... :)

some of the female golfers from the 60's looked pretty masculine.....Carol Mann, Kathy Withworth just to name two...but they were balanced by Jan Stephenson a really good looking gal in her younger yrs...

I can remember watching the 1968 LPGA event at Memorial Park in Houston and watched a little gal named Betty Burfreind, get it on a par 5 which played 575 that day with a driver and a 5 wood....absolutely crushed the ball..Oh well I digress... :lol:

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