Lingerie Shopping

[Bwana Six-Gun]

One day a man decides that his wife needs some new lingerie. He goes to the local Victoria's Secret and is immediately overwhelmed by all of the different styles and types he sees displayed. As he is standing there a young woman walks up and asks "Can I help you?"

The man says he is there to get his wife some new lingerie but does not know anything about it and has no idea where to start.

The young woman says," That is not a problem. Thereare four basic types of lingerie to choose from. There is the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian and Baptist."

The man looks at her and says, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about. Which is which?"

She says, "Well, the Catholic bra will support he masses. The Salvation Army bra will lift up the fallen. The Presbyterian bra will keep you staunch and upright."

The man says, "Well that clarifies things somewhat, but what about the Baptist bra?"

The young woman says, "Oh yeah. That makes mountains out of molehills."

My apologies to any baptists out there.