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Many have read the Republican, Democrat, Redneck version of this where the Democrat debates why he is carrying a gun etc, the Republican shoots, and the redneck shoots, reloads and shoots again. But how about the IPSC shooter..

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife, two small children, and armed with the carry gun of your choice.

Suddenly, an Islamic terroristwith a huge knife wearing an IDPA (Infidel Die ..Praise Allah) shirt comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges....

BANG-BANG.

IPSC shooter calls Charlie - Delta.

BANG - BANG.

"Two Alpha..that's better!"

"Damn, Bad index..I had better dry fire more and take a class!!

<Edit> Sorry, IDPA guys..no disrespect intended! ;)

Edited by SRT Driver
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A seriously-degraded social encounter for an untrained person is a life threatening event.

A seriously-degraded social encounter for a tactically trained individual is a problem to be solved.

A seriously-degraded social encounter for an IPSC shooter is a course of fire with no 'BEEP'.

:)

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Many have read the Republican, Democrat, Redneck version of this where the Democrat debates why he is carrying a gun etc, the Republican shoots, and the redneck shoots, reloads and shoots again. But how about the IPSC shooter..

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife, two small children, and armed with the carry gun of your choice.

Suddenly, an Islamic terroristwith a huge knife wearing an IDPA (Infidel Die ..Praise Allah) shirt comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges....

BANG-BANG.

IPSC shooter calls Charlie - Delta.

BANG - BANG.

"Two Alpha..that's better!"

"Damn, Bad index..I had better dry fire more and take a class!!

<Edit> Sorry, IDPA guys..no disrespect intended! ;)

He should work on his splits too. It should be BANGBANG, not BANG - BANG or even BANG-BANG.

;)

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He should work on his splits too. It should be BANGBANG, not BANG - BANG or even BANG-BANG.

Or... if he's sharp, and needs drill work... BANGreloadBANG :lol: :lol:

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