Genuine Alligator Shoes

[AGYoung]

When I was on vacation in Louisiana and wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes. However, the local vendors were asking very high prices. So I decided to go into the swamps and get my own alligator and then have the shoes made at a more reasonable price.

When I mentioned this to one of the shopkeepers, I was told that I might run into a couple of Marines who had decided to do the same thing.

So I headed into the bayou and a few hours later I saw the two Marines. They were standing waist deep in the water. I then saw a huge gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.

Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.

Next thing I heard was one of the Marines shout, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"

Edited February 24, 2006 by AGYoung

[Viggen]

Very good..............

[Chris Keen]

This one could be either a blonde joke, or another Chuck Norris line

[Jasonub]

Bwahahahahha!!! I thought they were collecting gators to shoe the whole USMC