8shooter Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me: I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Stoeger Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'm afraid I'd faint too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie McG Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 .45 and 2 A should solve that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 (edited) 5 inches, 40 ounces, John M Browning. Pleased to meet you. Tls Edited February 26, 2006 by tlshores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 5 inches, 40 ounces, John M Browning.Pleased to meet you. Tls Yeah, but it was Col. Sam Colt who made all men equal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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