Joke

[PistolJim]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists.

two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large

metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what

the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a

chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The

agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your

wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out

with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots

were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging

on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death

with the chair."

[Merlin Orr]

You shall be assimilated.

[AlamoShooter]

I thought ,, If you wonted the job , thin they didnt wont you.