zhunter Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 After being squaded with DP this past weekend at the South Florida Section Match, I can say he is not great on his feet!!!! I expect Sharyn will be posting the incriminating video soon!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 damn. I forgot about the dance thread. once video of my patented "Half Chimp Flip" maneuver gets out, I'll never live it down. (I only say "half" because I didn't actually make it all the way to the ground. Close though.) Oh, sure, they get the chimp flip but not my feet on the stage where it mattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 How can you have expounded on foot movements and stuff like that, then do the "Half Chimp" in front of God and Sharyn's Video camera, and then..... Expect to not take grief over your dancing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimberkid Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 This is a thread drift, but I had to mention it.... I just saw the movie "Noel" yesterday, it is a new release striaght to video flick with Robin Williams, Susan Sarandon, Paul Walker and Penelope Cruz. There is a scene where Penelope Cruz is trying to get Paul Walker to dance with her as practice for their upcoming wedding. I havent watched the whole movie yet, but you may wanna check it out, as the parallels to your situation are kinda almost scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Murphy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 (edited) Fall down the steps of the church after the ceremony. Then make your excues for not dancing. Ted Edited November 16, 2005 by Ted Murphy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Fall down the steps of the church after the ceremony. Then make your excues for not dancing. Ted Eric That is the best Idea I have heard yet! Of course, you would look like a clutz, but that is still better than a white guy trying to impress a bunch of latinos with his dancing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schoonie Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Eric, The solution is simple, Lots of cotton gauze applied to the lower leg (pick a spot), wrap with cloth tape and cover liberalley with plaster of paris. Of course on must invent a creative and plausible story that involves great sacrifice, courage, rescue, or some nonsense that will evoke torrents of sympathy. Voila, you're home free! Failing that, I know the name of an ex ice skater that comes highly recommended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzShooter Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 There's always Fred Astair Dance Studios... Hopefully there is one near you and there is still time enough to get in a few lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 I gotta hand it to you guys, you are creative. Schoonie, I like that!!! Plus I get sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 If I were you, I'd have a negligent discharge and try to avoid the femoral artery. It's the only way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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