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Bali Vs. Tulsa / Eric Vs. Mike

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So there I am, at the sunday steel match, shooting like crap, but shooting my mouth off anyway.

"Why in the hell would ANYBODY want to go the World Shoot in Tulsa?! Give me Bali any day!"

I get home, eat, check email and find:

Dear Eric,

As a firm believer that the Wogs begin at Cape Alava, I'd like to point out a few of the benefits to World Shoot being held in Tulsa:

Bali: Cobras

Tulsa: rattlesnakes, yes, but Cowboy Boots!

Bali: Thrombosis

Tulsa: Southwest Airlines

Bali: Rijstaafel (Dutch for dysentery)

Tulsa: Barbecue!

Bali: AIDS

Tulsa: Another dollar in the g-string!

Bali: Islamic terrorists

Tulsa: You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up? Somebody might think they're dancing.

Bali: Guns? You're importing guns?

Tulsa: Ya'll mind if the Governor shoots through?

I rest my case. See you in Tulsa!

Mike Brown

So, I replied:

Dear Mike,

I would like to point out:

Bali:  Bintang Beer Girls

Tulsa:  Fat farm chick with a six pack of Coors Lite

Sincerest Regards,

Eric

Additionally, I would like to point out:

Bali: Dragon's head is a shoot-through stage prop

Tulsa: Outhouse is a shoot-through stage prop

Bali: 1000's of bitchin' cool flags everywhere

Tulsa: Confederate Flag everywhere

Bali: Hot chicks in sarongs

Tulsa: Farmer-type chicks in thongs <shudder>

See ya in Bali Mikey! :lol:

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I have a feeling that this thread is going to degenerate real quick

It already did.

Now, how do I scrub the mental image of farmer chicks in thongs out of my subconscious?

:P

B

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Don't forget Tulsa spelled backwards is "A Slut!" (I'm not sure why that matters but it's funny damnit!)

-ld

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Yeah, but at least in Tulsa, the Motel 6's will have washcloth's ;-)

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E,

On your flight into Tulsa, be sure to order your drink from the stewardess by demanding "Whiskey...you cow!"

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Bali: Ammo?????

Tulsa: Ammo, no problem.

Still bitter,

Phil

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Phil,

If nobody else does, I respect you. :)

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I'm wondering if y'all yankees have ever actually seen the girls we grow down here!!!

AMEN! to that... Every farmer's daughter joke ever written was bout OK. girls. Oh Yea! :wub: Dey be HOT!

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Don't forget Tulsa spelled backwards is "A Slut!"  (I'm not sure why that matters but it's funny damnit!)

-ld

and a Slut backwards is $50

(with all due respect to Laryy the Cable Guy)

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Don't forget Tulsa spelled backwards is "A Slut!"  (I'm not sure why that matters but it's funny damnit!)

-ld

and a Slut backwards is $50

(with all due respect to Laryy the Cable Guy)

Be careful what you read while on hold...at least I could tell the joke, to explain why I was laughing, when this particular customer picked up the phone :o

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I also am curious where this hate for farm girls came from. Lest we forget that the south also gave us Daisy Dukes, flannel shirts that dont cover stomachs, and 10 gallon Stetsons. Cover any chick in that and she is hot. I would gladly cite examples, but this is a family forum.

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