ipscron2000 Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I just got back from Krogers which is a grocery store. I was in there for only 20 minutes and I saw 8 HOT WOMEN shopping at 3pm. These women/girls were so HOT, I almost forgot my first name. I guess I know when I'm doing my shopping from now on. I had to buy a bag of ice for the ride home. I know, I'm a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 YEP, the grocery store is a hot spot. Lots of Bea Arthur's hang out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barlin Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Lots of Bea Arthur's hang out there You have to CHILL OUT So you don't STAND-OUT When Bea Arthur's HANG-OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Bea Arthur = Middle Income Lonely Female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Ron, Summer is wonderful. One time I was at the local market having my groceries checked when an outstanding young woman in a crop top and Daisy Dukes sashayed into the store. You could hear every male neck in the store snap, crackle, and pop as all eyes locked onto her massively jiggly top. The lady checking my groceries noticed where I was looking just as I said in my best 3 Stooges Curly voice "Oh yeah, that's what I forgot...MILK!" The cashier just about spit out her gum! Nolan Skilled, but otherwise unremarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Nolan, very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonub Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 The produce section is the BEST.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipscron2000 Posted August 26, 2005 Author Share Posted August 26, 2005 THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Trust me, the azz I saw is burned into my brain. If I gave a discription to a police artist, they would pick her up in about 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 The produce section is the BEST.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What, do you think they'll let you squeeze the melons?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Just in case some of you single guys, or married guys who like to read the menu, go pick your kids up at school, HOLY COW!!!! And tons of them are single too!!! Much better than the bar scene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 If you come to Tallahassee, you gotta go to the Ocala Road Publix. It is within walking distance of Florida State University and it is crawling with college women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 If you come to Tallahassee, you gotta go to the Ocala Road Publix. It is within walking distance of Florida State University and it is crawling with college women. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Somewhere on this Forum, I have previously posted my dating rules, there are 3 of them. And... #1 is, gotta be 35 years old, no young ones for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 The 20 somethings sure are hot, but what I really appreciate is the 40 somethings that look freaking outstanding. You know, the ones you see squeezing on friut in the produce section in their business skirts at 5pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walangkatapat Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 The 20 somethings sure are hot, but what I really appreciate is the 40 somethings that look freaking outstanding. You know, the ones you see squeezing on friut in the produce section in their business skirts at 5pm. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I am with you Tom...and the produce section is the best...you can always ask their help selecting fruit or veggies and then start a conversation. Zman..if a 20something wants to talk to me, cool, but I doubt if she could carry on a conversation for more than a minute...the older ones have some accumulated knowledge and can talk to us older guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Zman..if a 20something wants to talk to me, cool, but I doubt if she could carry on a conversation for more than a minute...the older ones have some accumulated knowledge and can talk to us older guys. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> TL I agree, the young ones are fun to look at, but.....how do you talk to them? Give me the ones with some personality and life experiences. And there are plenty of HOT ones that fit those categories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I'm window shopping only. My wife would not appreciate me talking to them anyway. And even if I did, they probably wouldn't be interested in talking to someone at least as old as their dad. But they sure are fun to look at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Also, since school starts back Monday, their moms are in town as well. You get the best of both worlds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I'm window shopping only. My wife would not appreciate me talking to them anyway. "did your husband have any last words?" "yes, he said 'honey, please put the gun down!'" B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cking Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 Eye candy is wonderful. Some even speak. I use them for motivation to exercise. I try and go to pool three times a week to do laps. I always swim faster when some beauty is in lane next to me in her thong. Only problem with a University is that they never got any older and I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharyn Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 ugh, y'all... don't make me take this oven mitt off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 ugh, y'all... don't make me take this oven mitt off... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Come on Sniper, bring it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 The Dough Girl has thrown down the oven mitt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFD Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 I went to some kind of outdoor elementary school festival with my daughter last year and was surprised at the eye candy available. I was meeting my wife so I had to avoid staring in case my wife spotted me first! At the grocery store with my daughter when she was anywhere from 3 months old to 4 years old I had hot women all over me if I stopped for an instant or looked like I couldn't find something. My wife finally went with me and witnessed a bit of this going on. Since then I haven't been allowed in the grocery store for the last 4 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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