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I didn’t see a thread but I get a kick out of dad jokes, so I’ll start.

 

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

 

....SUPPLIES!

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What are "Dad" jokes ?    Never heard of them.   Are they an Iowa phenomenon ?

 

Don't see how an Oriental janitor qualifies as a "Dad" joke.

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59 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

 

Don't see how an Oriental janitor qualifies as a "Dad" joke.

It’s “Asian” now. Oriental has been deemed racist I believe.😊

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2 hours ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

What are "Dad" jokes ?    Never heard of them.   Are they an Iowa phenomenon ?

 

Don't see how an Oriental janitor qualifies as a "Dad" joke.

Dad jokes as in, stupid jokes that your dad tells you.

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Okay, I think I got it, now.     🙄

 

Q.  What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet ?

 

     A.  My father never told me any Asian jokes.     :eatdrink:

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said:

Okay, I think I got it, now.     🙄

 

Q.  What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet ?

 

     A.  My father never told me any Asian jokes.     :eatdrink:

 

 

Made me bust out laughing!!

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11 hours ago, Sarge said:

It’s “Asian” now. Oriental has been deemed racist I believe.😊

If you spin an Asian person in circles do they become disoriented?

 

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Q:  How many GM's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  

 

A:  Only one.  He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.

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Q: How many Single Stack Shooters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4, one to change it and 3 to stand around and tell everyone who will listen that the original one was better. 

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How did the electrician feel when he lost his job?

He was de-lighted.

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On 12/3/2018 at 9:25 PM, Dranoel said:

How did the electrician feel when he lost his job?

He was de-lighted.

Can confirm. Am an electrician. Lol.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

 

Atire!

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Why don’t you see any elephants hiding in trees?

 

They’re really good at it.  

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You know why you've never heard a dog whistle?

 

Dogs can't whistle...............

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