Rosswoodford Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 I didn’t see a thread but I get a kick out of dad jokes, so I’ll start. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ....SUPPLIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Chinese janitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 What are "Dad" jokes ? Never heard of them. Are they an Iowa phenomenon ? Don't see how an Oriental janitor qualifies as a "Dad" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 59 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said: Don't see how an Oriental janitor qualifies as a "Dad" joke. It’s “Asian” now. Oriental has been deemed racist I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GrumpyOne Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Hi-Power Jack said: What are "Dad" jokes ? Never heard of them. Are they an Iowa phenomenon ? Don't see how an Oriental janitor qualifies as a "Dad" joke. Dad jokes as in, stupid jokes that your dad tells you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Okay, I think I got it, now. Q. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet ? A. My father never told me any Asian jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Hi-Power Jack said: Okay, I think I got it, now. Q. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet ? A. My father never told me any Asian jokes. Made me bust out laughing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Sarge said: It’s “Asian” now. Oriental has been deemed racist I believe. If you spin an Asian person in circles do they become disoriented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrispies Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Q: How many GM's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCB Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Q: How many Single Stack Shooters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 4, one to change it and 3 to stand around and tell everyone who will listen that the original one was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawn Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 How did the electrician feel when he lost his job? He was de-lighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 What is decaffeinated ? A cow, losing her baby cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranoel Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 How do you make an Octopus laugh? With Ten Tickles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosswoodford Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 On 12/3/2018 at 9:25 PM, Dranoel said: How did the electrician feel when he lost his job? He was de-lighted. Can confirm. Am an electrician. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawn Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Atire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCB Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Why don’t you see any elephants hiding in trees? They’re really good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luis Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 You know why you've never heard a dog whistle? Dogs can't whistle............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malarky112 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating? He had no body to go with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stick Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 12/4/2018 at 3:07 PM, Hi-Power Jack said: What is decaffeinated ? A cow, losing her baby cow. I was always told... What do you call a cow that had an abortion? decaffeinated Am I allowed to say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVC Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's a parent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishhunter3 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 did you here about the woman that backed into an airplane propeller disaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt1911 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Back in my day, when someone said they had a tranny go down, it just meant they had car troubles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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