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One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his guns in the garage. 
 

His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. 
 
After a long period of silence she finally said, 
 
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your 
time out here in your garage. 
 
You probably should also consider selling your gun collection and that reloading equipment.

Tom got a horrified look on his face. 

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?" 

He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife." 

 

"Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!" 
 

Tom replied, " I wasn't.." 

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