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Just a few things that come to mind.

Marvin the Martian. "Get that creature, he's stolen the Alludium Q32 explosive space modulator."

Jessie Ventura in Predator. The little guy says "you're bleedin!" Jessie says, "I ain't got time to bleed." and fires three grenades into the lookout's nest.

I kinda always relate to that one... :P

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Toward the end of the movie Zulu...

Michael Caine says "It's a miracle!"'

Stanley Baker replies "If it is it's a Boxer Henry .45 calibre miracle!" :D

And a Bayonet.

With some guts behind it.


God, I love that movie!

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My favorite..................from the John Wayne movie "Big Jake"

Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.


One more...............................

Jake: Well, if you can shoot that far, a quarter of a mile straight along the edge of my nose is a mountain buck. Shoot it.

Michael McCandles: I don't kill to make a point, Father.

Jake: Michael, there's two reason to kill - survival and meat. We need meat!

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also from "big jake", for some reason its been in my head lately..........When the guy walks up behind him and the mule, at the money swap, and the mule kicks the guy.

"I guess he don't like people walkin' up behind him............neither do I"


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"Who's the fella that owns this sh*t hole. You, fat man, speak up!"

"Any man don't want to be killed better head on out the back"

William Munney (Clint Eastwood) Unforgiven

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a movie quote

"here's a little trick Mom showed me when you weren't here"

I forget the movie title. it was about a wizard.

My favorite non movie quote ( in the 'prepare to win' category)

'hmmm ... better set the Mertilizer to Deep Fry'

And the one I use the most...

"where'd you shoot him?

Behind the Davenport."


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"He ain't going to breathe again ever; all on account of pulling a trigger."

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

"Well I guess he had it coming."

"We all have it coming, kid."

The Schofield Kid and William Munny chatting in Unforgiven.


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Gene Hackman: Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch; You just shot an unarmed man.

Clint Eastwood: Well he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.


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Blues song by Samuel L. Jackson's character, Laz, in Black Snake Moan

You know, that bartender gave me a dirty look and a dirty glass.

I said, "Say motherfu(<3r! Do you know who I am?"

He said, "Hell no, nigger! I don't give a goddamn!"

I reached down in my pocket and pullled out my shiny 44

Shot that motherfu(<3r twice, he hit the goddamn floor.

'Bout that time you could hear the drop of a pin.

That's when that bad motherfu(<3r Billy Lyons walked in.

'Bout that time a pimp eased up and turned out the lights.

That's when I had old Billy Lyons dead in my sights.

When the lights came back on old Billy gone to rest.

I pumped nine of my bullets in his mutherfu(<1ng chest!

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John Cusack in Gross Pointe Blank as he slams a mag into his Glock while taking the advice of his therapist, over the phone, to repeat the phrase...

"This is me breathing"

That one just always seemed so fitting to me for some reason. :rolleyes:

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damnit I forgot to call Tombstone off limits, too easy.

"Yeah, but they'll be less apt to do anything with Doc on the street howitzer".

fun thread Nemo.

which, by the way,... he fires 3 shots out of. never even saw the reload.....


after Duke and kirk douglass shoot the 2 guys in the street...

Douglass, " Mine fell first."

Duke, " Mine was taller"

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